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[MATTBIN]

Only so long as he had hammer, goody bag and lobby hook in hand, alternatively it was mooted that the entente co-ordial so warmly enjoyed with CMAS allowed for a French lad to apply it in a uniquely French way, which we all know is via ....

[Mr T.]

....the Ronson. This done, Kelly grabbed the mic again and ragailed the assemblage with his 'did you hear the one about the Englishman' set - resulting in him being summarily.....

[MATTBIN]

Being sent to Scotland for the rest of his natural ....

[Mr T.]

.....singing career. Just then.....

[Lou]

George Bush burst into the room accompanied by 25 black-suited, intellectually-challenged US secret service agents, all bradishing their...

[Mr T.]

...lantern jaws and rap-around-mirrored sunglasses, point their sidearms at the quickly dispersing crowd and  yelling: "OK, who's got the Swarfeega??!".....

[Steve L.]

At this point.............

[Adrian Kelland]

The shopkeeper appeared ... 'I want my rubber suit back Mr Bren'

[Driftwood]

<font color='#0000FF'>...because you've already stretched it around the.....

[Mr T.]

....neck; at 17 and half inches, Bren's equipment had a girth much in demand; and so, suitably stripped off and handing the suit back to the 'little man in the shop', Bren realised, to his horror, that whilst he'd been unconscious, some devil-spawned child of Hades had dressed him too in a pair of leopard-skin Speedos....what was he to do now?....