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| Non Diving Posts: Discuss Story Board in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: . Unfortunately being "bubbled" is not a pleasant experience as the insertion of the required bendy straw can cause severe ... |
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| Imported post . Unfortunately being "bubbled" is not a pleasant experience as the insertion of the required bendy straw can cause severe chafing when done incorrectly, and soon Davey was begging Papa Lazarou to learn how to Do It Right..
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| Imported post ...using k-y jelly instead of talc.
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| Imported post ... the policeman, who at the sight of the k-y had stripped off his uniform to reveal a tight-fitting latex bodysuit underneath.
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| ...it was here that Davey corrected the constable on his rig: his current 'tight-fitting latex body-suit' was completely inappropriate for cave diving - the constable was crest-fallen.....
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| Imported post Davey felt sorry for him and in a sudden fit of friendliness gave the policeman the address of someone he knew who appreciate the suit a bit more....
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| Imported post <font color='#000F22'>However John Prescott was unavailable when the constable arrived!!
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| So the constable turned-out his pockets and was relieved to find that he had the exact change for the return busfare to Wetlettuce's 'Eeee-it's grim-up-north' Emporium for the hopelessly and inextricably DIR'd.......
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| Imported post where he was hoping to spend a DIRty weekend.
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| Imported post Unfortunately, on closer inspection, he had too many danglies and his hose wasn't long enough so ...
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