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Old 14-11-03, 06:50 PM
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<font color='#810541'>But it wasn't to be as the Ferret had eaten the KY!
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However, this ceased to be a problem, as who should appear on the scene, but Wing Commander Sir St John Tarquin Lamb-spank Barrel-Minger III (Bt), with the news that GI3 had come out publically as what in days of yore might have been described as a 'Screaming Camanche'.......Wetlettuce's heart sank, but his mind raced....he had to get back to the now alive Davey Willo to enlist his help in resurrecting (regardless of the needless politics surrounding the issue) DIR's good name......



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<font color='#000F22'>before the rumour of pink feathered thongs spread to the DIR massive..
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<font color='#000F22'>After consultation of the DIR manual, pink feathered thongs were a mandatory requirement in the competion of the ........training or so carmel wispered as she removed the mask......
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But it wasn't the pink feathered thong fiasco that worried Davey, he was more concerned about the fact that his DIR buddy's might not take kindly to finding out that he was actually a post op transvestite who spent his evenings working as a part time lap dancer, even if it WAS to raise the necessary funds to pay for his upcoming fundy class and his growing collection of used GI3 speedo's.... Davey panicked and...
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realised that on revelation of this Non-Black issue the CEO of DIR had to hand his speedos in and resign

(Damn timing, he must bave beaten me by seconds) &nbsp;



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Said speedoes were fully rotated and taken to the UK, to be displayed therfore at a diveshow for all to see and understand the error of their ways



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but loh said the multitude at the dive show, these Speedos must be properly displayed, and a suitable flagpole was found, next to the YD Sushi stand.



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<font color='#000F22'>Unfortunately the sight of these speedos scared any young nubile women from the YD area
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<font color='#000080'>... but the nubile young men thronged in their thousands at the shrine of Willo's trollies...
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