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Non Diving Posts: Discuss Story Board in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: Davey was now frantic: surrounded, as he was, by nubile young men (some wearing nothing but Speedos under leather chaps ...

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Old 15-11-03, 05:57 PM
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Davey was now frantic: surrounded, as he was, by nubile young men (some wearing nothing but Speedos under leather chaps and sporting bushy moustaches), staring up at his trollies atop the mast, he could hear blatantly homme-et-homme type innuendo, a la "Well he can run his flag up my pole any day of the week...." - now panicking, Davey broke into a sweat and began to look for the exits - some how the NEC began to look VERY small indeed.......



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Then he realised that he might enjoy 'the otherside' so he stayed put.
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<font color='#000F22'>suddenly the crowds parted to reveal..
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a full-blown, handbags at dawn bitchfight between those old rivals Chasey and Vic, but Chasey was in trouble due to his overly tight-fitting drysuit....
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... and the hundreds of crabs and lobsters nipping his ankles, squeaking &quot;REVENGE! REVENGE!&quot;. Suddenly...
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<font color='#000F22'>the Popular Lobster Liberation Front strode through to take charge of thier troops
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And, so corralled by their shop-stewards, the PLLF withdrew to a safe distance and began chanting obscenities at the all ensuing ruck, which was becoming more viscious my the minute: Vic argued that it was perfectly safe to dive at higher PPO2 limits, where as Chasey wasn't having a 'bar' of it (groan)...they then began the shocking spectacle of debating reduced deco-stops using various tables - the crowd bayed for more....where would it all end....?
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<font color='#000F22'>just as tables and computers were being contended (bear with me I know jack S*** about PPo2 and reduced deco stops), Louise T strode into the fray,
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and told Chasey it was time to come out of the closet and finally join Davey, Wetlettuce and the other speedo/thong wearing GUE officiado's as everyone on YD had already become aware of his pent up obsession with all things DIR..... Mark, dismayed at being brought to book screamed out an unexpected girly shriek and ran towards the Underwater Explorers stand chased by Vic and his Rebreathing Merry men who were chanting...
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