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| Non Diving Posts: Discuss Story Board in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: <font color='#000080'>.... taken the DIR "no danglies" mantra to the extreme" as he handed the two lumps of gristle to ... |
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| Imported post <font color='#000080'>.... taken the DIR "no danglies" mantra to the extreme" as he handed the two lumps of gristle to Heads Up to be added to the bulging bag he started to fill several months ago- "Yeah! I'll not tolerate these amongst the YD brethren" yelled Heads gleefully.... |
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| Imported post Suddenly the bag was ripped from his grasp and Heads turned to catch a streak of ginger and tartan disappearing towards the Caribbean Village......
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| Imported post after hearing promises of balls and free rum...
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| ...and, in a shock tactic, he announced that he was at the show to introduce his new Glaswegian Dive Tour Operation: "Club Ned"....
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| Imported post Due to the amount of rum consumed his balance was not what it should have been, he ran head long into the steal band exposing, more ginger, tartan and balls. Once he composed himself he looked up to see………….
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| ....the Band Master looking perplexed, yet calm; it was then that he asked whether Peter would like to 'do a set' with them? Bravely, and with kilt now round his ankles and 'sporan in the breeze', Kelly strode forth, grabbed the mic and provided the assemblage with a rousing medley of Abba standards.....
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| Imported post <font color='#000F22'>at which point all YDers obligingly stood and danced in an embarassing fashion, giving Nitrox and Bren the chance to kidknap Louise, throw her over Bren's shoulder and run away to....
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| Imported post ... the dulcit tones of Peter now belting out a passable impersonation of Chas 'n' Dave's "Rabbit" ....
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| Imported post And out of the crowd comes JETHRO closely followed by Daz thinking "Rabbit" "Rabbit" "Rabbit" is some kind of West Country mating call. Oh the shock when across the floor
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