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Non Diving Posts: Discuss Story Board in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: <font color='#000080'>.... taken the DIR &quot;no danglies&quot; mantra to the extreme&quot; as he handed the two lumps of gristle to ...

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<font color='#000080'>.... taken the DIR &quot;no danglies&quot; mantra to the extreme&quot; as he handed the two lumps of gristle to Heads Up to be added to the bulging bag he started to fill several months ago- &quot;Yeah! I'll not tolerate these amongst the YD brethren&quot; yelled Heads gleefully....
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Suddenly the bag was ripped from his grasp and Heads turned to catch a streak of ginger and tartan disappearing towards the Caribbean Village......
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'Twas the Lasser-spotted Kelly....he'd turned up at the show unannounced!....
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after hearing promises of balls and free rum...
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...and, in a shock tactic, he announced that he was at the show to introduce his new Glaswegian Dive Tour Operation: &quot;Club Ned&quot;....
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Due to the amount of rum consumed his balance was not what it should have been, he ran head long into the steal band exposing, more ginger, tartan and balls. &nbsp; Once he composed himself he looked up to see…………. &nbsp;
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....the Band Master looking perplexed, yet calm; it was then that he asked whether Peter would like to 'do a set' with them? Bravely, and with kilt now round his ankles and 'sporan in the breeze', Kelly strode forth, grabbed the mic and provided the assemblage with a rousing medley of Abba standards.....



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<font color='#000F22'>at which point all YDers obligingly stood and danced in an embarassing fashion, giving Nitrox and Bren the chance to kidknap Louise, throw her over Bren's &nbsp;shoulder and run away to....
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... the dulcit tones of Peter now belting out a passable impersonation of Chas 'n' Dave's &quot;Rabbit&quot; ....
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And out of the crowd comes JETHRO closely followed by Daz thinking &quot;Rabbit&quot; &nbsp;&quot;Rabbit&quot; &nbsp;&quot;Rabbit&quot; is some kind of West Country mating call. &nbsp; Oh the shock when across the floor
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