Story Board

[Mr T.]

..came Davey Willo - now bedecked in skin-tight, patent-leather cat-suit with 9-inch stiletto heels, and replete in a rather raffish Gimp-mask. Seeing the change in tempo, Kelly signalled his rhythm section to put out something more appropriate; to wit, they all chimed-in with a somewhat sotto voce rendition of that lilting love ballad: "My Bitch-Slut Done Left Me"....Davey was touched to the point of tears and, by way of thanks, offered to......

[Jay]

... buy everyone a round of drinks!! (Well, this IS fiction isn't it) ...

[Mary]

<font color='#000F22'>lend his gimp mask to Mark D to go with his nice new rubber suit

[Davey Willo]

Willo, still reeling from buying his/her first ever round sauntered over to Tierney who had been leering at Willo's patent leather clad behind and said...

[Sean]

can you see my panti line or am I as smooth as you Mr T

[Jay]

&quot;I pity the fool who says that&quot; said Mr T along with some other mumblings about 'not getting on no damn plane, when suddenly ...

[Mr T.]

....as if on cue, Face-Man, Murdoch and Hannibal, the other members of the 'A-Team', all wandered over to the ensuing malaise and promptly shot Mr.T in the arris with a knock-out dart. The silence was total: not even even Kelly's caterwauling could be heard. Hannibal pointed at Willo and demanded of Face-Man: &quot;Is this the man?&quot; Face-Man nodded, &quot;this is the man...&quot;

Willo, now faced with an uncertain future, was more than a little aware of the hardened reputations fo these ficticious heros - looking at their slung weapons, he wondered just when the first bullet would come; the second time today he had been the target of an assassin's bullet........Fearing the worse, he turned to Hannibal and was about to beg for his life when Hannibal fixed Willo a concentrated stare and uttered the words which would dictate Willo's immediate future....

Hannibal: &quot;Simply love the whole hood ensemble deary, and the mask and Gimp-ball set it off a treat!! Tell me, who does your nails?..............&quot;

[Lou]

Willo relaxes and enters a friendly conversation with Hannibal, who reveals that they only knocked Bren out because he could never stick to one sentence.... &nbsp;

[Mary]

<font color='#000F22'>Mary at this point takes the oportunity to snog face-man (who she had a crush on when she was younger) to a round of applause from assembled YDers, they were rudely interupted by...

[Mr T.]

....Bren waking up from his enforced slumber and trying to sell Chris Boardman yet another course (difficult, as he's been on just about everyone going) on 'Wet-welding and Cooking for the Single Diver'.......