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Old 18-11-03, 12:24 PM
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however Mr Boardman declined the offer as the small-print made it apparent that he would have to pay his own way; miffed he knocked Bren out again...

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However, as everyone knows - 'Weebles wobble but they don't fall down' and Bren immediately sprung back to the vertical, whiskey tumber in hand and ...
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(bugger!)...and no more the worse for wear...except for the carpet burn down the side of his face , which resembled a ....
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a late arriving Binnie, all red and flustered, but bedecked in Tartan Speedos, as a tribute to our Hero from across the Pond who has retired, who now will take up the cudgel?
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&quot;I will!&quot; screamed a young, clean-shaven Digger, failing to fill his speedos due to a nasty industrial accident. Willo offered to buy him...
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...a self-inflating SMB. &nbsp;&quot;That'll do the trick, me lad&quot; said Davey and Digger duly shoved it down his Speedos....
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Digger wasnt alone in wanting a DSMBi as all the men on YD had their balls removed a while ago as condition of entry to the hallowed portal.... only the women remained intact..the reason for this was.........(a scream was heard from the back of the Hall)....



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....it was Lou, she'd caught her thruppenies in one of the exhibits (a standard diving surface bellow pump!) on the Historical Diving Society's stand! Try as the stand wallahs might, they could not extracate her from it. Suddenly, and with lightening reflexes, Willo reached into his cavernous posing pouch (tucked neatly into the front of his Speedos) and produced a large can of Swarfeega.....
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...and a pair of tweezers. He used the swarfega and tweezers to...
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......repair the bellows. At which point Lou had an idea. &quot;Just start pumping&quot; she said. As the bellows started pumping air into her thrupennies they expanded to ever greater proportions. The lads were so pleased with the result they.........



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