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Non Diving Posts: Discuss Story Board in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: <font color='#3BB9FF'>I don't know if you guys have ever had anything like this posted before...it's worth a try, because they ...

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Old 14-11-03, 09:01 AM
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<font color='#3BB9FF'>I don't know if you guys have ever had anything like this posted before...it's worth a try, because they can turn out to be very funny...

It's really simple. I'll start off the story, then the next person will continue with no more than a sentence, then the next person and the next...etc.

It's all about imagination, there are no rules or limits, just have a giggle!!!!

Here goes....

Once upon a time, not so long ago, there were two guys who thought it'd be a good idea to create a dive forum...
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Jay, handsome, intelligent and popular with the ladies, felt sorry for Andy and thought making new friends would be good for him ...
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Now Andy has lots of friends, they go diving together, a couple of sherrys. Trouble is both Sherrys liked Andy better than Jay...
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But what Jay and Andy liked better than anything was spending their weekends together in their tight rubber outfits

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One fine morning there was a knock on the door by the local constabulary....
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When suddenly, and to the police constable's horror, a shot rang out - leaving the lap-dancer dead on the floor.......
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&quot;Sorry&quot; said the young constable, &quot;It just went off in my hand&quot; ...
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Hearing the commotion, Papa Lazarou arrived on the scene and said: &quot;Hello....Dave....is Dave in....?&quot; before pronouncing the lap-dancer to be &quot;she's my wife now...&quot;
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He put the lap-dancer over his shoulder, and the fine beaded mask that had been covering her face fell off to reveal that she was a he and actually a well-known contributor to the YD board...
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And so it came to pass: Davey Willo had been bubbled.....
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