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| Non Diving Posts: Discuss Daz`s new Avatar in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: Daz That`s one hell of a new avatar. It looks like a 1960`s advert for south London organised crime. I`ll ... |
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| Imported post THing is, I've met Daz briefly and he didn't resemble a renegade from a Guy Ritchie movie in the slightest... Must be the machismo of the inverted twinset making him all rufty tufty "Git yer shooota! There's a blaaaag gaarn darn..." |
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| Imported post Shut it you tarts.... (I put it down to hanging around with too many coppers I'm trying for rufty tufty... but in the flesh it seems to be more tufty squirrel Daz
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| Imported post <font color='#FF0000'>yep looks more like an escapee from madness than a tuff hood from the east side of Essex.
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| Imported post Daz is set to star in the new Guy Ritchey film "It's a right royal cockney barrel o' monkees"
__________________ Luke Siltwalker, rebelling against black kit Team bunny. Depth before dishonour. |
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| Yes, and I was unlucky enough to be on the receiving end of some of Daz's 'uber-violence' at the Dive Show! He walked up to me, head-butted me, put me in a choke-hold and then said: "You Muppet, you slag, you cant, you..." etc. then bitch-slapped around the place and then ordered me to get him a 'sherbet' from the 'battle cruiser'!! Then, after leading me, "like my bitch", on a lead around the floor, he informed me that I was "taking me shopping", before taking him to get, and paying for, an m-t-m DUI and O'Three dry-bag and then some "assorted toys" of his choosing. He then made me say "Thank you, Guv", before informing me that I'd best have the next 'gratuity payment' ready by Sunday or I'd "find it hard playing the 'Joanna' without any fingers", and that he doesn't "take cheques"....... I was distruaght......
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| Imported post <font color='#000F22'>My God - Bren's having one of his "sub-dom" fantasies again. Go and see your therapist asap.
__________________ Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet in the pub. |
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| You leave Dom out of this!
__________________ All divers are created equal(ised) - it's just that some of us handle the pressure better. |
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| Imported post Daz you going for work in the Matrix?
__________________ Photos Pink Coffin Big Green Boat So far out of my depth the fish have lights on their noses.... Marmite - You spend your time avoiding yeast infections and then you go and eat one.... |
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