Stupid people

[Dr Stevil]

Some old, some new.................

>
>Number One Stupid Person of 2003
>
>    "I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology
>at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset
>because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly
>reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no
>need to bring her daughter in to the hospital. She calmed down
>and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that
>she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill
>the ants. I told her that she had better bring her daughter
>into the emergency room right away. "
>
>Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride
>
>Number Two Stupid Person of 2003
>
>    Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided
>to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in
>getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it
>for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter
>coming towards them.
>     It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency
>locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated.
>They are no longer employed at Boeing.
>
>Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run.
>
>Number Three Stupid Person of 2003
>
>And from San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown
>Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote
>    "thems iz a stikkup. Puts all youse muny in this bog."
>
>   While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller,
>he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note
>and might call the police before he reached the teller's window.
>So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to
>Wells Fargo.
>
>After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the
>Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling
>errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him
>that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written
>on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have
>to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.
>
>    Looking somewhat defeated,the man said, "OK" and left.
>He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back
>at Bank of America.
>
>Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway.
>
>Number Four Stupid Person of 2003
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>   A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap
>that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.
>He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car.
>Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph
>of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police
>that contained another picture,this time of handcuffs.
>He immediately mailed in his $40.
>
>Another sign...
>(though this guy might be onto something worth thinking about)!
>
>Number Five Stupid Person of 2003
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>    A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and
>demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier
>put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that
>he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier
>to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused, saying,
>"Because I don't believe you are over 21."
>    The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give
>it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point, the robber
>took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk.
>The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact
>over 21 and he put the Scotch in the bag.
>    The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier
>promptly called the police and gave the name and address
>of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the
>robber two hours later.
>
>This guy definitely needs a sign!
>
>Stupid Person Number Six of 2003
>
>A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving
>revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!"  When his partner
>moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
>
>This guy doesn't need a sign; he probably figured it out himself.
>
>Stupid Person Number Seven of 2003
>
>Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly.
>He decided to throw a cinder block through a liquor store window,
>grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved
>it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back
>and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious.
>It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass.
>The whole event was caught on videotape.
>
>Oh, that smarts. Give him his sign.
>
>Stupid Person Number Eight of 2003
>
>Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man
>walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 12:50 A.M.,
>flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down
>because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order.
>When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available
>for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.
>
>Sign, please.
>
>Please note that all of the above people are allowed to vote!

[Col.Maniac]

lol, as to your ant one,  I did know a farmer in Somerset somewhere accidentally swallowed a fly, Thinking the fly would lay eggs in him he swallowed some pesticide to kill the fly, But ended up in hospital to have his stomach pumped out
Tony

[Doug Parker]

But it did get rid of any fly eggs, didn't it.

[Col.Maniac]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (DougParker @ Nov. 24 2003,18:02)]But it did get rid of any fly eggs, didn't it.

rofl true if you put it like that