Jacko jokes

[Helen F H]

> JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 1:
> > Michael Jackson is being investigated for drugs.
> > During the Neverland raid, police found class As,
> > class Bs, and all the male members of class 5C.
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> > JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 2:
> > Where's Michael going on holiday?
> > He's off to Tampa with the kids.
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> > JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 3:
> > What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?
> > "Excuse me, but you're in my son"
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> > JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 4:
> > How do kids at Neverland know when it's bedtime?
> > When the big hand touches the little hand.
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> > JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 5:
> > What does Jacko have in common with a Big Mac?
> > They're both old meat between young buns
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> > JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 6:
> > What does Michael hand round after dinner?
> > The under-eights
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> > JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 7:
> > What does Jackson have in common with whisky?
> > They both come in small tots
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> > JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 8:
> > Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony.
> > Usually he just tosses them off.
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> > JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 9:
> > What do Michael and Wal-mart have in common?
> > They both have boys briefs half-off
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> > JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 10:
> > Jacko's wife has just given birth to a baby boy.
> > "How long before we start having sex?" asks Michael.
> > Doctor: "I'd wait until he's at least 14"
> > -----------------------------------------------

[Andy the Coastie]

<font color='#0000FF'>Genetic scientists in America have used DNA from Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzenneger to create a clone......





They have called it Micheal Wasanigger!