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Non Diving Posts: Discuss Christmas Lists in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: <font color='#FF0000'>Dear Santa, For Christmas i would like an inspiration, for i have been a very good boy this year ...

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<font color='#FF0000'>Dear Santa,

For Christmas i would like an inspiration, for i have been a very good boy this year

Thanks,

Chris

Dear God,

Could you please make me invunerable as Santa has been ordered to bring me an inspiration? ( )

Chris

If only... i think a pair of fins is in santas price range
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Dear Santa, &nbsp;

Peter and Porg are asking for too much so if you could see your way clear to sending me...

Gail Porter and A PVC nurses uniform (black please)

I'll put the present together myself.

Daz

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naaa everyone else is asking for too much, please can I have for Xmas the lottery numbers for January 2004
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Dear Santa,

What are the chances of an understanding wife who will actually encourage me to go diving as often as possible and bears a striking resemblance to Angelina Jolie ?

On second thoughts, as that will possibly involve a costly divorce from the current wife who is not quite so sympathetic to my diving ambitions and bears more of a resemblance to Dom Jolly, &nbsp;i'll settle for a VR3
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Just put it down to school boy double entendre
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Kate, I believe &quot;Up the Chimney&quot; is a reference to a homosexual/broad minded Female practise. Imagine, if you will, a game of snooker. You have two shots that you're able to take. The &quot;Easy pink&quot; or the &quot;Tight brown&quot;. Well this involves the latter.........

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Quote[/b] (peter k @ Dec. 03 2003,13:46)]Kate, I believe &quot;Up the Chimney&quot; is a reference to a homosexual/broad minded Female practise. Imagine, if you will, a game of snooker. You have two shots that you're able to take. The &quot;Easy pink&quot; or the &quot;Tight brown&quot;. Well this involves the latter.........

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