Christmas Lists

[Kate R]

Dear Father Christmas

This Christmas, I Would Like:

my twin sevens tested
a backplate/wing/harness/bands/manifold
a black otter skin suit, small
a diving watch to wear in the pub
a karrimor waterproof
a pair of leica binoculars
a car
a new job
and a trip to the red sea

I Have Been Very Very Good

Love, Kate xxxxxx

do you think this counts as up the chimney?

[Dominic]

A 50m roll of that bright yellow webbing my dive shop sells at extortionate prices
A SiTech autodump
A non-black horseshoe-shaped wing with a reliable bottom dump that'll take 7 to 12 litre twinsets

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] ]do you think this counts as up the chimney?

Fnar fnar

[peter k]

An Apple, a Tangerine and two-bob in my stocking. A good rodgering from Gail Porter wouldn't go amiss either.

Petrer

[Andy the Coastie]

<font color='#0000FF'>Boat and dive charter company &nbsp; &nbsp; ...... &nbsp;damm thats coming early,


peace and quiet,,,,,,, YESSSSS.... mother in law was told to stay away.

Ok santa, i have been a good boy this year , bring me what you like , i'll be happy all the same.


PS , there will be no stocking on the end of my bed, the women laying next to me should be wearing them still

[Reeve]

<font color='#000F22'>Dear Santa,

can I please have a speed camera detector, coz if one more of those barsteward coppers, try using me to increase the size of there coffers, I'll need a frendly buddy to take me to the dive sites.

Gareth.

P.S. Tony Blair up yours.

[Helen F H]

Dear Santa

Please can i have:

A PVC nurses uniform (black please)
A 12l and a 7l cylinder so i can have THREE twinsets (7's, 10's and 12's)
Driving lessons
A car (with a big boot to fit all my crap in)
A new job.
A kitten (maybe coming true - got one in the kennels, if i get her, gonna call her &quot;Rover&quot; just to screw with the cats mind.....mwahahaha)
A lot of money.
A drysuit that makes me look like Lara Croft, not her fat ugly sister.
A trip back to Orkney, land of my dreams (yes they are wet)
erm......
A Kent Tooling 100m reel (yellow string, s shape handle, SMB bracket)
A bigger overdraft
A smaller arse.

i have been a very good girl, and i promise not to stick my fingers up at speed cameras anymore.

[DanE]

Dear Santa,

1. Please could I have a working radio for my car. &nbsp;I think my dive buddies are getting tired of my singing.
2. Please could I also have a working car to fit around the new radio.
3. And that Willow off of Buffy would be a pleasant surprise...

But I'm willing to trade it all for a bit of world peace.
dan.

[MATTBIN]

Dear Santa
I would like to work with underpriv... oh sorry wrong letter.

A much slower keyboard to go with my brain.
A blind spot when I dont agree with others
A twin set that expands to my needs, I'll start with 7's 300
A metal plate and some expandable twin bands to go with the expanding tanks, rather than my expanding waistline.
More money so I can dive more

Failing that pants and socks, at least that way I know Santa exists and I might get lucky next year.

I think it was Dominic that proved (or was it disproved - senile old fools forgoten again) Santa exists.

Matt

[Diving Dude]

Santa's getting me.

A new b/p. harness. oms wing, another 7ltr stage and a trimix course for next year.

Well not exactly Santa, its the people l'm working for at the moment when l sneak in a few imaginary extra's



Its an absolute lie what they say about builders.

[Adrian Kelland]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Dominic @ Dec. 02 2003,15:35)]

Fnar fnar

Good to see someone else read it like me...

A job
A rib
A car to tow the rib
A house with large outbuilding to store rib and dive kit

Asking a bit much? OK - sod the job then

Adrian