"No Pubs"

[nickb]

The latest piece of genius my son has come home from school with:

If someone passes wind, they must shout "No Pubs". Otherwise, if someone else hears the breaking of wind and calls "Pubs" first, that person has the right to keep punching you until you've named three pubs and whistled three times.

[Reikimaster]

Originally Posted by nickb

The latest piece of genius my son has come home from school with:

If someone passes wind, they must shout "No Pubs". Otherwise, if someone else hears the breaking of wind and calls "Pubs" first, that person has the right to keep punching you until you've named three pubs and whistled three times.

No Pubs

too many beans today

[purple vonny]

Originally Posted by nickb

The latest piece of genius my son has come home from school with:

If someone passes wind, they must shout "No Pubs". Otherwise, if someone else hears the breaking of wind and calls "Pubs" first, that person has the right to keep punching you until you've named three pubs and whistled three times.

That's just so funny! I obviously have a juvenile sense of humour and made myself laugh trying to name 3 pubs and whistle. Does it count if you just "sense" the wind or do you have to actually hear it?

[Diving Dude]

Originally Posted by nickb

The latest piece of genius my son has come home from school with:

If someone passes wind, they must shout "No Pubs". Otherwise, if someone else hears the breaking of wind and calls "Pubs" first, that person has the right to keep punching you until you've named three pubs and whistled three times.

Love it!

That's going to be played on our Scapa gig.

[Digger]

Winner, I'll be getting Mrs Digger with this tonight. If you don't hear from me for a while, it's because I'll get beaten up for playing Pubs with her.

Digs.