To look, or not to look? That is the question.

[Finless]

Originally Posted by purple vonny

I've reached that age where I am totally thrilled if I get a whistle from someone (mainly short sighted old geezers) on a building site.

You looked well shaga ........... very nice to me!

[StevieH]

Originally Posted by purple vonny

I've reached that age where I am totally thrilled if I get a whistle from someone (mainly short sighted old geezers) on a building site.

However...... I don't have the bod for low tops and short skirts and usually wear several jumpers until the end of May. But I stare at those who are scantily dressed when it is below 10 degrees and think "you'll catch your death in that" or "blimey, you don't posess a mirror do you? Or you wouldn't go out dressed like that".

There's nothing wrong with appreciating a good bod, male or female, but they are rare around here.

As I say to the missus, it's sort of like when you go to a gallery you see a nice painting you admire it but you wouldn't rip it off the wall to take home.

Worked a couple of times for me lol

[Daniel Taylor]

Do you not find that there is always an inverse correlation between the quality and quantity of flesh on display?

Too much flesh and you know it is like going to be like looking at a bad car crash; unpleasant, repulsive....but you still have to look.

[SoggyFox]

and of course, as a male, you need to have your spacial awareness at highest alert level, you don't want to walk into a piece of street furniture while getting an eyeful of cleveage.

[hilrosepaul]

Someone much cleverer than me said something like:

"Women are like elephants - I love looking at them, but wouldn't want to own one"

[Finless]

Originally Posted by hilrosepaul

Someone much cleverer than me said something like:

"Women are like elephants - I love looking at them, but wouldn't want to own one"

I always say to SWMBO, if we are walking through somewhere busy and unknown and switching to single file mode, "tails and trunks"! She always makes me lead!

[thehappychappy]

Originally Posted by SoggyFox

and of course, as a male, you need to have your spacial awareness at highest alert level, you don't want to walk into a piece of street furniture while getting an eyeful of cleveage.

A few years ago i was having a good letch in Glasgow on a hot summers day when I fell right over the top of one of the electrical / telephone cabinets in the street.

My mate was in the middle of talking to me at the time and when he turned round to see where I had gone he couldnt stop laughing for the sight of my sprawled over this huge bright green unmissable cabinet in the middle of the pavement.


Davie

[Finless]

Originally Posted by thehappychappy

A few years ago i was having a good letch in Glasgow on a hot summers day when I fell right over the top of one of the electrical / telephone cabinets in the street.

My mate was in the middle of talking to me at the time and when he turned round to see where I had gone he couldnt stop laughing for the sight of my sprawled over this huge bright green unmissable cabinet in the middle of the pavement.
Davie

I ran into the back of a stationery dumper truck once .......... not fast but I had two dents on my newly resprayed bonnet. Peugot 604 it was, lovely car. I wouldn't have minded so much but the lady in question worked for the same company as me.

[Letz]

Originally Posted by Finless

Sometimes it's so hard ....

hence the hand strain

So, what's it to be ladies; should we look or shouldn't we?
I presume discrete letching is preferable to 'hoots and hollers' and much dalivating?

Mmm a promising cross between "dallying" and "salivating"

Or, perhaps, it depends on who is doing it?

Most definately Fit, bronzed bodied Clooney look-i-likey council workers can gaze at me for as long as I can gaze at him

Originally Posted by ScubaNat

not in a horribly, leery, "I'm going to hunt you down" sort of way.

Ain't that the truth ! {shudders}

Originally Posted by purple vonny

I've reached that age where I am totally thrilled if I get a whistle from someone (mainly short sighted old geezers) on a building site.

However...... I don't have the bod for low tops and short skirts and usually wear several jumpers until the end of May. But I stare at those who are scantily dressed when it is below 10 degrees and think "you'll catch your death in that" or "blimey, you don't posess a mirror do you? Or you wouldn't go out dressed like that".

There's nothing wrong with appreciating a good bod, male or female, but they are rare around here.

I can echo some of these sentiments and there is absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying what is pleasing to the eye, it's just appreciation. And Finless, you already know discretion is the best part of valour

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by purple vonny

I've reached that age where I am totally thrilled if I get a whistle from someone (mainly short sighted old geezers) on a building site.

However...... I don't have the bod for low tops and short skirts and usually wear several jumpers until the end of May. But I stare at those who are scantily dressed when it is below 10 degrees and think "you'll catch your death in that" or "blimey, you don't posess a mirror do you? Or you wouldn't go out dressed like that".

There's nothing wrong with appreciating a good bod, male or female, but they are rare around here.

I agree with that

Originally Posted by SoggyFox

and of course, as a male, you need to have your spacial awareness at highest alert level, you don't want to walk into a piece of street furniture while getting an eyeful of cleveage.

But that is the best bit... knowing that some twit was being guided by the one-eyed-trouser-snake rather than the brain

Originally Posted by hilrosepaul

Someone much cleverer than me said something like:

"Women are like elephants - I love looking at them, but wouldn't want to own one"

The days of 'owning' women went a couple of hundred years ago. The person who said that was not cleverer than you.