To look, or not to look? That is the question.

[Finless]

I can hardly expect ladies to give away trade secrets but I've never figured out whether we are expected to look or not. Especially on 'tit Monday' when the senses have been severely deprived over the winter months.

It would appear to me that should a lady be walking down the street in a low cut top, no bra and a short skirt ................... hang on, I'll be back in a moment (after I've got a grip on myself).

Phew, that's better.

What is the deal, do you ladies want us to look or not? Of course, I do feel some sympathy for those blessed with an excellent cleavage (for example) which no reasonable attempt at covering will allow for escape from the male radar.

This is the sort of thing we have to put up with - RADAR ALERT!

Sometimes it's so hard being a boy!

So, what's it to be ladies; should we look or shouldn't we?

I presume discrete letching is preferable to 'hoots and hollers' and much dalivating? Or, perhaps, it depends on who is doing it?

Oh well, perhaps if I expose my cleavage this summer then perhaps some young lady may find it impossible to restrain herself ................

One final point. Jiggling is impossible to ignore and causes much neck ache when swivelling round at high speed to admire. It isn't being a bloke ........... imagine a chocoholic let loose in Willy Wonka's and being told not to touch.

[MartyC]

Damned if you do, damned if you don't - might as well get boll#cked for looking

[SoggyFox]

sunglasses are a god send in the summer months.

[ScubaNat]

Hmm, an excellent question Dr Finless, and can I suggest, from a woman's point of view (and this is just mine ladies, feel free to kick off if you don't agree ), that those women who wear skimpy outfits at the most unnecessary of times probably do want to be looked at, whether consciously or not, but enjoy going through the Benny Hill-esque ritual of tutting and rolling eyes when men, poor, innocent, slobbering creatures that they are, have no choice but to stop and stare. Any woman that says she doesn't enjoy male attention is either lying or a lesbian (ooh, contraversial!). And as someone not exactly blessed in the cleavage department, any comment (favourable only) about those is a compliment and welcomed for me!! Ergo - feel free to look, but not in a horribly, leery, "I'm going to hunt you down" sort of way.

Does that help?!

[SoggyFox]

Originally Posted by ScubaNat

Hmm, an excellent question Dr Finless, and can I suggest, from a woman's point of view (and this is just mine ladies, feel free to kick off if you don't agree ), that those women who wear skimpy outfits at the most unnecessary of times probably do want to be looked at, whether consciously or not, but enjoy going through the Benny Hill-esque ritual of tutting and rolling eyes when men, poor, innocent, slobbering creatures that they are, have no choice but to stop and stare. Any woman that says she doesn't enjoy male attention is either lying or a lesbian (ooh, contraversial!). And as someone not exactly blessed in the cleavage department, any comment (favourable only) about those is a compliment and welcomed for me!! Ergo - feel free to look, but not in a horribly, leery, "I'm going to hunt you down" sort of way.

game on!

[StevieH]

Originally Posted by SoggyFox

sunglasses are a god send in the summer months.

I have a pair of PERVO-Vision Max Sunnies great on the beach

[Marky Mark]

Well, I'm not known for my feminine side, but if a girl can't wear nice flouncy tops and short shorts in the summer for fear of being letched, it's a bit of a rum do. Don't get me wrong, I do appreciate ladies bods and am probably guilty for more than my fair share, but I still think it's a shame.
I do think that anyone who goes out mid winter with it all hanging out is looking for attention or pneumonia

MyM

[Finless]

Originally Posted by StevieH

I have a pair of PERVO-Vision Max Sunnies great on the beach

You would also need a strapadictomy .......... er, you, if you see what I mean or face the problem od WHMBO noticing a tent like developement?

[purple vonny]

I've reached that age where I am totally thrilled if I get a whistle from someone (mainly short sighted old geezers) on a building site.

However...... I don't have the bod for low tops and short skirts and usually wear several jumpers until the end of May. But I stare at those who are scantily dressed when it is below 10 degrees and think "you'll catch your death in that" or "blimey, you don't posess a mirror do you? Or you wouldn't go out dressed like that".

There's nothing wrong with appreciating a good bod, male or female, but they are rare around here.

[nickb]

"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away."
Jerry Seinfeld - The Shoes