Lets play name the cat

[Andy the Coastie]

<font color='#0000FF'>Come to Dover ,,,,,,,,, lots of SEX there,,,,,, black ones and white ones and some are even ginger.

funny thing is , when you walk round some streets late at night , trying to call ya pussy in for a late night licking before bedding down for the night , you get some good curtain twitching ...




here sex , sex
here sex , sex


of course , i won't let the Dover YD gig , venture past the main street on the Marina ,,,,,,

they will have to settle for any pussy hanging about or the dreaded SHIP's CAT

And PAUL , I'm not the Ships cat and ya can keep ya percy in ya green maggot away .......... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ..

[Helen F H]

okok this is GROSS, the little bugger has got EAR MITES. &nbsp;Bleugh, small white things wriggling about in her ears. &nbsp;Her lugs were full of soil (presumably from where she used to sleep when she was ferral) and since i cleaned them out a bit using the special stuff from work you can see all these wee white things having a party down there. &nbsp;Im gonna have to take her in on monday to be looked at properly but they smell too. &nbsp;YUCK. &nbsp;Anyone want a cat?

[Rob Evans]

Ears full of smelly gooey black muck? &nbsp;
That must surely settle the debate in favour of calling her Marmite. &nbsp; Anyone for lashings of Earmite on their toast? &nbsp;And we now know where the manufacturers dreamt up the name!

[Dr Stevil]

Poor wee thing, I imagine if her/his ears smell they've probably got an infection, no doubt have worms too if you really want to be grossed out. I'm sure a shot of Canaural will sort out the mites. &nbsp;

Anyhoo, don't let a few mites do your head in, don't forget we are less of an individual and more of a walking ecosystem, I could say more but it's not for those with a weak stomach

[Rob Evans]

Ah - you been watching Bodysnatchers on the Beeb then? &nbsp;Mmmmmmmm...... Sushi.......7m tapeworm anybody?

[Helen F H]

Earmite on toast...yuck. &nbsp;She was introduced to the hoover this morning. &nbsp;Not impressed. &nbsp;

I just got some leo ear cleaner for the mo, the ears were that full of ming that i had to clean them to be able to see if she had mites. &nbsp;So canaural it will be. &nbsp;Gonna get her chipped too, but maybe wait till she is a lot bigger (you seen the size of that needle??).

Bodysnatchers is the best programme on the telly at the mo! &nbsp;Oh the maggoty people etc. &nbsp;In our lab at work we have lots of worms/flukes/bot fly larvae in formalin to scare...i mean educate the work experience kids. &nbsp;I havent seen one yet that hasnt fainted in the theatre. &nbsp;Kids these days.....

[Dr Stevil]

I spent three years helping to teach the Parasitology practicals twice a week, my favourite to gross out the undergrads was dissecting sheep livers to collect liver flukes, &nbsp;even managed to get some of them barfing at the sight &nbsp;you'd never chew on a grass stalk again after seeing that

[Rob Evans]

I must admit I haven't tried hoovering my cats' ears out, very novel approach Porg &nbsp;Maybe some shake 'n vac would get the freshness back?

[Kate R]

just like the sound of techy for some reason - seems like a good name for a cat.

please don't call the poor thing 'sex' or 'cat' - i wouldn't want a name that's a piss-take. we had a cat called spit, who always looked slightly embarrased when we called for him!

[MATTBIN]

Anyone see Animal Hospital the other week a poor little kitten was literally eaten to death by flees. Ahhhhhh! Sob.
Mine sleeps all day too, then gets up eats and goes back to sleep. Dont you just know its a male cat - Oscar, bleedin useless. Hates evrything in our garden that moves, cant catch a thing - hopeless wast of fur. Weighs in at 14lb.

I said Snowy but I reckon Marmite's on the money.

Matt