Arsenal FC - End of Season Dinner & Dance

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INGREDIENTS
Ready Made Crumble Mix
1 German Prune (well passed its sell by date)
4 French Lemons
3 African Melons
1 Spanish Plumb
2 Brazilian Nuts
2 English Gooseberries, if you have them lying around (please note! These fruits are seriously over rated!)

COOKING INSTRUCTIONS -It is recommended that you adhere to the recipe but as it is an 'Arsenal Crumble' some cheating is expected

For a good 'Arsenal' crumble topping the ingredient need to be well beaten before cooking (5-1 and 4-0 should do it!)

Add all the fruits together in a hot cauldron (Anfield is perfect) and make sure they stew for 90 minutes You will know that they are properly stewed as they will completely break down and lose all of their structure.

Add a generous splash of 'Chateau Wenger' whine to add to the sour taste.
Once this has been done cover with the crumble mix and place into a very hot oven (Old Trafford) for a further 90 minutes.

The 'Arsenal Crumble' is now complete!!!

Arsenal supporters may find this dish very bitter to swallow!!

If so they can help themselves to a large slice of humble pie which we made earlier!!!

[Arfie]

Originally Posted by MATTBIN

Well as an Arsenal supporter of a number of years I'd like to say I think Wenger does brilliantly with the little money he has to spend, last week Man Utd squad on the pitch were worth 120Million, Arsenal's 40million. I suppose from a business point of view coming second spending 40mill is a better deal than winning but having to spend 120.
If anyone need Roggering its the board, about time they gave Arsene the money he deserves so he can build a proper team with a few quality reserves instead of cobbling together a bunch of youngsters who get creamed at the final hurdle.

Matt

I thought he'd been given a decent transfer kitty, but refuses to use it.

I'd hate to see this arsenal squad get broken up because they have played the best football again, in fact they have probably IMO been the best footballing team in England for the last 5 years or so. The press are going on about the 3 years without winning, but he is rebuilding a team and ManUre went 4 seasons without the title while rebuilding their squad, although they did manage a couple of cups in that time. The again there were calls for Sir Alex Fergusons head during that time too

Arfie