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Non Diving Posts: Discuss Manky babies, sweaty mums and cool dads? in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: I saw on breakfast TV recently some article about fathers being pressurized into attending the birth of their children? There ...

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Girls - Yes 9 20.45%
Girls - No 1 2.27%
Girls - It's up to him. 5 11.36%
Boys - Yes 17 38.64%
Boys - No 3 6.82%
Boys - It's up to him 4 9.09%
Midwifery and nappies are girls' work. 7 15.91%
Babies stink and men have sensitive noses. 5 11.36%
Male midwives/birth attendants are just pervs? 3 6.82%
Why does it need so many people to be present at a birth? Bambi didn't need so many. 15 34.09%
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Old 18-04-08, 01:15 PM
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Manky babies, sweaty mums and cool dads?
I saw on breakfast TV recently some article about fathers being pressurized into attending the birth of their children? There was a Ms PC Correct (nice tits if I recollect correctly) saying "they should be there at the birth; if for no other reason than to know what women go through."

Well, I can honestly say that, should I ever be in that position, there is absolutely no way I would be there. I mean, for a start, hot and sweaty women are best attended in private, if not in pairs. Eeeeyuk, legs up in stirrups and all that icky mess ........................... not to mention wondering if it will ever touch the sides again?

No, I'm sorry, unless he wants to there is no way a man should be there. Def something best left to the women.

Not wanting to show my ignorance here but how soon after birth can we men reasonably expect to be back in the love making groove? I presume that at least until the night would be expected?

Anyway, what's your opinion? If you don't have one then have a guess.
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i heard that ladies poo themselves when they have a baby
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i heard that ladies poo themselves when they have a baby
I heard that as well. It certainly ruins the nice imagery of a 'pool birth'?
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I heard that as well. It certainly ruins the nice imagery of a 'pool birth'?
Best to just sit on the loo and push. Get it all over and done with in one go.
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My mate advised me not to attend if I have kids.

He watched and saw his Mrs split open as the head came out.
He now can no longer look at his mrs in the same way.

His advice "if you do go, stay by her head and ffs don't look at what comes out"
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yes they do !

best thing that ever happened to me being present at my sons birth
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yes they do !

best thing that ever happened to me being present at my sons birth
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My mate advised me not to attend if I have kids.

He watched and saw his Mrs split open as the head came out.
He now can no longer look at his mrs in the same way.

His advice "if you do go, stay by her head and ffs don't look at what comes out"
Indeed, the chances of 'her indoors' getting a 68 after that must be close to nil?
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l have attended all three of my kids births.

The first one went well and l was glad l attended.

For the second one, l shouldn't have worn white trousers because when they started snipping they got splashed with blood. This was a difficult birth and l just felt in the way.

For the third, l'd seen it all before and just wanted to be a traditional dad and wait in the pub, but the High Dudess very selfishly didn't agree.
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