wind ups

[Kev]

Had a girl I used to go out with believing that my brother was the only white member of Aswad for about a year.

Put an advert in the paper for the sale of my mate's whips, masks and other leather gear (to my knowledge he did not have this stuff at the time, we were only about 14). He got some good calls on that one.

Convinced a girl I know that my mate (same guy many years later) was really a ginger and was dying his hair every day in embarrassment of this terrible affliction - that one lasted about 6 months. I broke the news to her when she was busy explaining to me that she was not gullible enough to believe some other caper I had going.

The best one I have seen was done by my mate who is a plumber. He had his apprentice syphoning the water out of toilets when they plumbed them out for about 3 months before the kid realised you could just tip it away.

[Pigpen]

When we had a house alarm fitted, a mate's wife (noted for being a tad dim) asked why the PIR lit up when someone moved. I told her it was sensing movement and that's what set off the alarm. She then asked why it wasn't going off now. I told her that it recognised my voice and that if she wanted to go into another part of the house, we'd have to set her voice up on the system.

So, I took her to the control box and had her say her name three times. That's it set, I said, all you have to remember is that when you go out of one room you have to say your name into the door handle and the alarm will recognise you and not go off.

Lasted a few weeks despite the fact that everytime she did it everyone else pi**ed themselves laughing.

[Sparky750]

Once convinced a mate he'd won the lottery we where playing pool in a pub he'd placed his keys phone loto ticket etc on the table quick glance at his numbers after my next shot i wandered into the tv lounge to check my numbers writing them down on a beer mat threw the beer mat on the table with disgust and carried on playing. We jumped around the pub and cheered even letting him buy us all drinks when we could no long keep a straight face the penny dropped i've never seen anyone go from such a high to such a low in that shorta time His revenge was a bitch though

[broady]

Originally Posted by Sparky750

Once convinced a mate he'd won the lottery we where playing pool in a pub he'd placed his keys phone loto ticket etc on the table quick glance at his numbers after my next shot i wandered into the tv lounge to check my numbers writing them down on a beer mat threw the beer mat on the table with disgust and carried on playing. We jumped around the pub and cheered even letting him buy us all drinks when we could no long keep a straight face the penny dropped i've never seen anyone go from such a high to such a low in that shorta time His revenge was a bitch though

Mate of mine did a similar thing to his father-in-law - he recorded the show one weekend, bought a ticket with the same numbers the next day and then played the recording the next week asking them to check his numbers for him Quality !!

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