Camping recipes

[Odin]

Does my bum look big in this????

[Steve Summers]

Am I the only one who thinks the bum on the left doesn't really look like a bum at all, but a front bum?

Safe diving,
Steve

[Richard Mason]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

Turbs and I are going camping in Cornwall in July. Last year we spent so much money on exotic food in the local Sainsburys, it would've been cheaper to go abroad for a week.

Anyone got any favourite, easy, no weird/expensive ingredients camping food recipes they'd like to share with us?

"It's Good To Eat Like Cowboys Do,...

Bacon N Beanz by Heinz"

[Odin]

Originally Posted by Steve S

Am I the only one who thinks the bum on the left doesn't really look like a bum at all, but a front bum?

Safe diving,
Steve

In your dreams... Batty Boy!

[Richard Mason]

Originally Posted by Steve S

Am I the only one who thinks the bum on the left doesn't really look like a bum at all, but a front bum?

Safe diving,
Steve

If that's what the front bums you're used to seeing look like, then heaven help you.

God knows, there are some f---ing ugly sights but a hairy male arse is up there with the worst, they're just repulsive. I feel sorry for women, having to see things like that in the shower every morning, I really do.

[Justin Owen]

Originally Posted by warmwaterdiver

M - Big Mac Meal
T - Quarterpounder with Cheese Meal
W - Fillet of Fish Meal
T - Chicken Nuggets Meal
F - Fish and Chips
S - Pizza

I see no deep-fried cheese in there Gary!?

Best thread on YD in ages (apart from the ar$es!!!!!) - Camping in Aberdaron in a few weeks and can almost taste the scallops now - might even have a go at a lobby if one presents itself! Will be trying a few of the ideas mentioned above!

[Richard Mason]

Originally Posted by Foggy

Sorry I thought you meant the person on the left when you said the person on the left... how stupid of me not to realise that you actually meant the person on the left of the person you knew.

Now was that ... on the person's left, or on the left as we look at it?

I seem to have been left behind here


LOL, Paul

I think you're right.

[Richard Mason]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

It does sound very nice, all these lovely recipes involving freshly-caught seafood, and I have no problems with eating lobsters, scallops etc. It's the catching and killing I'm not sure I could do. And I don't think Turbs would be too happy doing it either. Not from a 'mustn't eat the wildlife' point of view, more of a 'don't like killing living creatures' stance.

Hypocritical, I know.

Mmm. Best stick with meat pies then, they aren't alive.

[Richard Mason]

Originally Posted by frosty the snowman

My most memorable camping meal was raw seal blubber and dried caribou heart. Notice I said memorable rather than nice.

Patsa with bacon, mushrooms, baked beans, cheese and worcester sauce is much better.

Mine was a wallaby, cooked in (not on or over but in) an open fire with the guts still in because some halfwit officer thought we should cook it, "the way the abos do", (The last abos I saw doing anything with food were in a supermarket in Alice Springs, buying frozen hamburgers).

It was fecking horrible, - funnily enough, it just tasted like it had been cooked with steaming wallaby shit. And at the time, none of us had eaten in 3 days.

[Fiona]

Originally Posted by al kennedy

you did say you were going camping?

Even down sarth they have lecky on campsites

I bought one for a trip it is great