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Old 03-05-08, 11:33 PM
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A "sub optimal" night out with the DIR Team
Mal asked me to write his trip report for him because he was last seen in a fire engine with some scantily clad DIR groupies driving around the old Harbour in Weymouth clutching a bottle of WKD. Anyone who says he has no sense of humour obviously hasn't seen him with an extra large Rochester catheter on his head.

Day 1 of the trip.

Mal went diving with Howard and Clare and a few other optimally equipped gueeeees. Howard was sick, Mal moaned about the sea moving too much, it was a long way, the sea was wet, and those pesky bootless cylinders kept slipping off the bench.

As I sit writing this now, Mr Howard Payne is stroking my pussy and telling me how attractive it is.
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Anyone can do that!!
Obviously there is a DIR protocol for being sick that you have to follow.

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I only bought her a bag of chips! God knows what I would have got if I chucked in a Savaloy and some Mushy Peas

It purrs and everything. I've had to dress up in a Marines outfit and answer to the name of Monty which seems like a lot of hard work - but whatever floats yer boat I guess
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I only bought her a bag of chips! God knows what I would have got if I chucked in a Savaloy and some Mushy Peas

It purrs and everything. I've had to dress up in a Marines outfit and answer to the name of Monty which seems like a lot of hard work - but whatever floats yer boat I guess
Which mountain will you be doing next, Monty?
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I only bought her a bag of chips! God knows what I would have got if I chucked in a Savaloy and some Mushy Peas

It purrs and everything. I've had to dress up in a Marines outfit and answer to the name of Monty which seems like a lot of hard work - but whatever floats yer boat I guess
So you're not wearing a Cardinal's hat then?

Jason

PS I won't mention the ostrich feathers.
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God knows what I would have got if I chucked in a Savaloy and some Mushy Peas
a different colour ?
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Excellent report Tells us all we need to know, and some things we probably shouldn't know

I hope you gave Mal a good sniff
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