i want a tattoo

[Adrian Kelland]

Can you handle Edinburgh's

[Helen F H]

<font color='#000080'>another tale of woe from my DO. &nbsp;He has his willy pierced and him and his mate dale were on holiday in Malta. &nbsp;The DO is in the shower and starts shouting &quot;DALE dale, come here quick&quot; dale comes running thinking DO has broken his leg or summat in the shower, only to find him with the shower gel (you know the ones with the hook) through his ring and him swinging it saying &quot;i bet you cant do this!&quot;

[Mark Davies]

<font color='#000080'>On that subject I have a friend who has a nob piercing - not your bog standard Prince Albert but a bar that goes right through the centre of the shaft from top to bottom, about three inches or so from the end. He had it done in the US by a plastic surgeon and paid about $5000 dollars for it. All you ladies will guess its purpose! He says it gets great results!

Now it was expensive, but we worked out a way to get his money back. Whenever we go to a party at someone's house, we work this scam. We both start getting drunk and daring each other to do dafter and dafter things. Eventually, after we've both sustained the odd minor injury from some stunt or other I dare him to nail his nob to a table. Now of course he refuses, so as a sweetener I offer to throw in £50 if he does. He still refuses so I encourage everyone else,(now pissed and keen to see this idiot impale his pecker) to throw a bit in the pot to persuade him. We normally get £150 to £200 before he capitulates. He'll pop off to the loo claiming to be busting and takes his bar out. I go to find a hammer and nail, producing a specially sterilised item that we've brought along for the purpose. Usualy we'll get a bread board, he pops out his manhood and then calmly takes the nail and casualy taps it through. Someone usually faints or throws up!

[Gunna Do]

Dont know... People with no respect for their tackle

[Helen F H]

<font color='#000080'>one guy in the club had three balls. &nbsp;No one beleived him till they got pissed post dive and stood him on a pool table in the pub, knickers around his ankles and got a dive torch from the car, shone it behind his scrotum and lo and behold, three knackers were illuminated.

[Digger]

<font color='#000080'>I quite liked the picture I saw of a psychodelic guy with a lawnmower, except you have to shave a strip in front of him...

I've been thinking about it, and I reckon now's the time, as I'm in a drysuit until the summer. Can't do it when I'm working somewhere, the saltwater must be a bad idea.

[louigi]

<font color='#FF0000'>Hay Porg forgive this one, but I've got my Indian Ink and Pen at the ready. So I'd just like to put, I dived here and the date. You Just name the time and place and I'll be there.

[Diving Dude]

l think its great, l'm a fashion icon.
Tattoos are the in thing, so is a bald head, Beckham style and l've got both.
You never know a beer gut may well be the &quot;in thing&quot; soon........