i want a tattoo

[Helen F H]

<font color='#000080'>I want a tattoo (to go with the piercings). &nbsp;Something diving related obviously, and probably somewhere no one ever sees - like my foot, or lower back etc.

I love the line &quot;depth before dishonour&quot;, but can anyone better this, or even better a good diving pic that can be inked on? &nbsp;Something basic black, im not into the arty multicolour stuff.

[Conor]

There are lots of good Places in Malta, if you get it sorted I'll come along

[Sean]

I'll show you a few on the 21st

[Andy the Coastie]

<font color='#0000FF'>Cave diver ,,,,,,,,,, just above the you know what

[Jay]

You could get two 'W's tattooed on your arse cheeks so when you bend over it spells 'WOW'!

[flinty96]

Porg you will have to excuse me for this posting as I don't know you at all but where was was you thinking of getting the 'depth before dishonour' tattoo done. Having read a lot of your previous postings I could think of a place but don't want &nbsp;to appear a pervert :-)

Steve

[Mr T.]

How about, by way of direction-finder, and just above the 'cave entrances' on both 'front' and 'back' bottoms: &quot;In and out&quot; ??

Failing that, why not: &quot;My head's not flat, my dad doesn't own a pub, but I am the right size for that....&quot; &nbsp;??

No?? OK, I'll come back to you &nbsp;

[Noel Johnson]

Porg, You could have the line with pleasure. I was going to get it done but I'm afraid I lack the necessary bottle.

[Helen F H]

<font color='#000080'>i know someone who has a divers legs coming out of his arse and them squeezing their upper body through his belly button. &nbsp;My DO has a divers helmet on his arse. &nbsp;His favourite trick is to ask if you want to see his helmet, then drop his pants.

[Mark Davies]

<font color='#000080'>How's about a &quot;Divers Down&quot; flag just bellow your belly button? (And perhaps a big arrow in the appropriate direction, just to give the boys a hint!). &nbsp;