Bad smells, curry and crocs

[Diving Dude]

Originally Posted by Mal Bridgeman

ccr_ada or Deepbull as he is currently known.

Originally Posted by wilbo

Bloody Hell Vonny - I didn't know Bill Bailey was a diver..

What a pair of useless muppets you are, it's Rab C Nesbit

Originally Posted by Purple Vonney

You wouldn't see the Dude in them though. Heis far to dapper and debonaire.

l love you more and more each day PV

[Buoyant Babe]

Originally Posted by big_si

Who died and made you the 'internet police' or 'lordess of the pedants'?!?!?

Originally Posted by tom

I think you mean 'Lady' of the pedants.

HTH

Quite right Tom. Si - 100 times "Must do better"

[Steve S]

Originally Posted by Diving Dude

What a pair of useless muppets you are, it's Rab C Nesbit



l love you more and more each day PV

Quality comparison, we need to sort out a string vest and sweatband for Le Dud Plongee 08 x2

Vonny just noticed your qualification wall but how come Howie Jr wasn't crying ''it burns'' being so close to a BSAC instructors stistificate?

Safe diving,
Steve

[Howard Payne]

I was thinking about doing the BSAC Instructors course actually God help you all.

My unfied team had to cope with constant snipes from a very monstered Vonnie all evening with regard to footwear and general sartorial elegance.

We were on Standadrd Beverages, Cobra with Barolo for Deco - my God we felt rough on Friday - just as well the dive was canned

I think Vonnie's busy giving Ben / Lostdiver an education as we speak. He may not be able to type for days afterwards....

[Steve S]

Originally Posted by Howard Payne

I was thinking about doing the BSAC Instructors course actually God help you all.

Just remember we don't 'do' wings, long hoses or threesomes

Safe diving,
Steve

[Buoyant Babe]

Originally Posted by Steve S

Just remember we don't 'do' wings, long hoses or threesomes

Safe diving,
Steve

He'll be diving a Buddy Commando and a pony from now on then (with a suicide bottle, of course) and a big McMahon reel?


You only do twosomes?

[Steve S]

Originally Posted by Buoyant Babe

He'll be diving a Buddy Commando and a pony from now on then (with a suicide bottle, of course) and a big McMahon reel?


You only do twosomes?

Yes, and I struggle with that usually

Safe diving,
Steve

[purple vonny]

Oh just carry on talking about me while I'm gone won't you?

I've had a splendid few days with my lodgers, crocs and all. I've seen young lost diver again today (far too cool to wear Crocs).

Err..... ooo, I've got wobbly boat legs..... I've only seen 2 pairs of hideous crocs today but tell you what I did see...



5 pairs of speedos

5 polish people bold as brass standing in the car park at Castletown in budgie smugglers. Now that is very very wrong.

[purple vonny]

Originally Posted by Steve S

Vonny just noticed your qualification wall but how come Howie Jr wasn't crying ''it burns'' being so close to a BSAC instructors stistificate?

Safe diving,
Steve

Yeah, I'm multi talented I think the geen eyed monster would have put in an appearance if he hadn't been so drunk that he couldn't focus.

[frosty the snowman]

Originally Posted by purple vonny

Oh just carry on talking about me while I'm gone won't you?

I've had a splendid few days with my lodgers, crocs and all. I've seen young lost diver again today (far too cool to wear Crocs).

Err..... ooo, I've got wobbly boat legs..... I've only seen 2 pairs of hideous crocs today but tell you what I did see...



5 pairs of speedos

5 polish people bold as brass standing in the car park at Castletown in budgie smugglers. Now that is very very wrong.

For goodness sake woman. First you object to manly, bearded BSAC he-men, now some of our slavic cousins in attractive swimwear. You'll be buying KD Lang CDs, wearing brogues, smoking a pipe and watching Wimbledon next...