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Non Diving Posts: Discuss I have a hurty shoulder. in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: Some time ago, I got assaulted and left with a few injuries including rotator cuff damage to my right shoulder. ...

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Old 09-05-08, 01:41 PM
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I have a hurty shoulder.

Some time ago, I got assaulted and left with a few injuries including rotator cuff damage to my right shoulder. It was eventually sorted out but recently it's become painful and and I have restricted movement in my right arm. So this morning I went to my Dr to have a steroid injection. The needle was at least 8 inches long*(hardly the little prick the Dr mentioned but I may have misunderstood what he was talking about) but I was a brave little soldier and hardly cried at all.

The steroid will take time to work so I have a few days of discomfort ahead and diving looks unlikely. So considering that I've had a 3 foot** long needle shoved through my shoulder joint, I believe the ladies of YD are obliged under the sympathy for poorly blokes act (1847) to shower me with attention and TLC. I'm not too bothered what form this should take but will green the most amusing and or smutty attempts to cheer me up.













*Not all statements in this post are entirely accurate.
**Hang on, not feet, metres.
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Old 09-05-08, 01:44 PM
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That's sexist that is! Only ladies to reply! Pah, I say!

You've just received 8 inches and you can talk about it openly and your eyes are not watering?

Wow!
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on second thoughts it probably won't help your right shoulder one bit.......
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I'm not too bothered what form this should take but will green the most amusing and or smutty attempts to cheer me up.
That's a lot of effort to go to beg for a hand job.
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Although Woz is 'resting' from YD for a bit it's comforting to realise that he still thinks of us. How do I know? Because he's just sent me some animated snowman pornography. Exactly what he googled to located such gentlemans relaxation material remains unclear but I'm still impressed.Thankyou once again Woz.
Could this be the cause of your problems?
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Terribly sorry. I appear to have inflicted a w@nking injury upon you. Take a couple of Nurofen and lie down, trying not to lie on your arm until it goes numb.
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