Holy whores

[Sparky750]

'Holy Prostitutes'
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway
when he notices a sign
out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF
PROSTITUTION

10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his
imagination and drives on
without second thought.... Soon he sees another sign
which reads: SISTERS OF
ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are
for real and drives past
a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF
PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT


His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into
the drive. On the far
side of the parking lot is a stone building with a
small sign next to the
door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is
answered by a nun in a
long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you
my son?' He answers, 'I
saw your signs along the highway and was interested
in possibly doing
business....' 'Very well my son. Please follow me.'
He is led through many
winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The
nun stops at a closed
door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'
He does so and another
nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the
door... This nun
instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go
through the large wooden
door at the end of the hallway.' He puts $100 in the
cup, eagerly trots down
the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut
behind him. The door
locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot
facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

[teddybeardiver]

Brill..