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[teddybeardiver]

Note: Temp quoted in Fahrenheit -just in case the metricists among you start getting upset!

40 degrees -Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe.

35 degrees -Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the top down.

20 degrees -Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in Scotland go out in only a T -shirt.

15 degrees -Californians begin to evacuate the state. People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.

0 degrees -New York landlords turn the heat on. People in Scotland have a last bar-b-q before it gets cold.

-10 degrees -People in Miami are extinct. People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.

-80 degrees -Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough.

-100 degrees -Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.

-173 degrees -Ethyl alcohol freezes. People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky barrels.

-297 degrees -Microbial life starts to grind to a halt. Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

-460 degrees -ALL atomic motion stops. People in Scotland start saying “A bit hill billy eh?”

-500 degrees -Hell freezes over.
Scottish people support England in the World Cup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DIVE BUDDHA]

Originally Posted by teddybeardiver

Note: Temp quoted in Fahrenheit -just in case the metricists among you start getting upset!

40 degrees -Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe.

35 degrees -Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the top down.

20 degrees -Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in Scotland go out in only a T -shirt.

15 degrees -Californians begin to evacuate the state. People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.

0 degrees -New York landlords turn the heat on. People in Scotland have a last bar-b-q before it gets cold.

-10 degrees -People in Miami are extinct. People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.

-80 degrees -Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough.

-100 degrees -Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.

-173 degrees -Ethyl alcohol freezes. People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky barrels.

-297 degrees -Microbial life starts to grind to a halt. Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

-460 degrees -ALL atomic motion stops. People in Scotland start saying “A bit hill billy eh?”

-500 degrees -Hell freezes over.
Scottish people support England in the World Cup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ive been over the border in scotland when the rugby world cup was on lol and i know for a fact uve more chance hell freezing over than getting a scottish person to support england