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[witchieblackcat]

I a similar vein to Turbanator's odd site I found this on you tube...



Erm. It may breach company policy so don't click it it you're unsure.

Enjoy

[Finless]

Stupid women! Don't they understand that not wearing the bottom half of their suits leaves them open to penetration by sharp pointy things and assorted painful abrasions which may get infected!

Pah, I say. They aren't proper wreckies or my name isn't Phil O'Cavity.

[thehappychappy]

So just suppose what would one type into you tube to search for such items...



Davie

[Finless]

I suppose everybody has a fetish? But to display them to the world of YouTube is a bit ........... brazen? The little hussies! Wonder what a male hussy is called?

[IanDennis]

Reminds me of the old Ronnie Corbett joke.

A rich man's yacht sank and he managed to cling onto some debris and eventually drifted to a beach on this small island. He was alive and doing fine, king of his square mile, beautiful weather, a small cave in which to live and nature providing subsistance rations and fresh water. stop complaining! All he could hear each day was the waves and those infernal gulls. He gathered wood and built a beacon, wrote HELP in large letters in the sand kept an eye on the horizons for any ship, any ship, please!

And then, one morning a vessel did appear, he waved his arms until they ached. This vessel, a launch seemed to stop, it did, it stopped and minutes later a figure emerged from the sea. He looked closer and closer still, his eyes told him that a tall beautiful blonde girl, in a wet suit was walking up the beach towards him. No, he wasn't dreaming.

"Hello" she said, "I saw you wave, are you alone?" "Oh y-yes' he mumbled 'I'm m-marooned you know" "Really, how unpleasant for you. Have you been marooned very long" "A beards length" he said. "That long?"

"Do you smoke" she asked "Well, y-yes" She smiled at him as she unzipped the top left pocket of her wet suit. From this she produced a large Havana cigar and a lighter. "Here" said Loreli "Try this" Goggle-eyed he took the cigar put it to his lips and she lit it.

"I would wager" she whispered " that you might be partial to, say, a drop of Scotch Whisky" "That would be n-nice" he laughed.

To his astonishment she unzipped the top right pocket of her wet suit and produced a half bottle of Glenmorangie. "Gosh" he said (or something along those lines).

She now began to unzip the front of her wet suit revealing her ample figure and said "Well, darling, you've had a smoke and had a nice tipple, perhaps after so many months you would now like to play around? He stepped back in astonishment. "Don’t tell me you have a set of Golf Clubs in there as well have you"

[Mal Bridgeman]

Originally Posted by witchieblackcat

In a similar vein to

and which particular vein would that be?
Mal