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Non Diving Posts: Discuss Redding someone???? in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: wtf is a 'finishing picture'? some kind of porn? It does sound like some sort of bukkake jizz-fest. "You'll want ...

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Old 25-05-08, 07:39 PM
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wtf is a 'finishing picture'? some kind of porn?
It does sound like some sort of bukkake jizz-fest.

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Do you need me to write instructions? It's the one you choose to ..... ahem ...... "finish" on
I thought in your neck of the woods you had 'finishing turnips' and 'finishing relatives', not pictures?
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I thought in your neck of the woods you had 'finishing turnips' and 'finishing relatives', not pictures?
Bollox. I've redded you so can't green you. Have one in the green bank for later. Ctrl-G, if you will.
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It's the one you choose to ..... ahem ...... "finish" on
Finish what Mal?
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Bollox. I've redded you so can't green you. Have one in the green bank for later. Ctrl-G, if you will.
Interestingly, CTRL-W is how you load them in the w*nk bank
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Interestingly, CTRL-W is how you load them in the w*nk bank
Unless it's particularly good then it's ctrl-F and straight into favourites.
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But Mal you say you gave him your finishing pictures?

Is he err.... 'keen' on horses as well?
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A young lad goes into a chemist and joins the queue. In front of him are two 'older' men. The first one reaches the counter.

'Somrthing for the weekend please miss' he says.
The lady says, certainly sir. we are doing different sizes now, Small, Medium or Large?

'erm... i don't know'
'well..' she says 'wop it on the counter and lets have a look'

So he wops it on the counter, she gives it a couple of strokes. and yells to the girl out back...

'OI!!! Doris!!! give us a pack of medium please!'

Doris passes out a packet of medium

the man leaves, reasonably happy, and looking forward to a couple of games of 'Beaver Eats Sausage'.

The next man approaches the counter.

'Somethign for the weekend please' he says
'Small, Medium or Large' asks the girl behind the counter.
Erm... '
'OK, wop it on the counter, lets have a look'
He wops it on the counter, she gives it a couple of strokes, giggles and yells...'Doris..... a packet of..... Large.... please'
A packet of large is delivered to front counter. The man leaves, somewhat flattered but also looking forward to his weekend.

the young man approaches the counter... somewhat embarrassed, but asks, in a very quiet scared voice
'erm... i don't know what size, but I need something for the weekend'

'Ok, lovey... wop it on the counter, lets have a look.'

He wops it on the counter, she gives it a couple of strokes....

'DORIS!!!! Can I have a cloth Please!!!'



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Is he err.... 'keen' on horses as well?
and beards, probably
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