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__________________ Citius, Altius, Fortius? No: Lower, Slower, Fatter. |
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| I cant remember the exact specifications of which muscles to flex (bar the obvious) from the top of my head (no sniggering at the back) but I'm sure it's the pelvic something or other - strangley enough, something you use to avoid damage when falling on your back - to help give the poor chap a little bit of a work out. I wouldnt be suprised if you can get little bumb bells either... As for cold showers...well if it's something you enjoy, like a warm shower, it's either bad for you or something unpleasent is better for you...
__________________ Put away those Fiery Biscuits! |
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| Of course you are assuming that we don't like that cold ceramic feel against our..... must stop at this point. |
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| Thanks Finless, you have once again provded an elegant solution to a problem none of the rest of us was aware of. As Kafka puts it in A Tale of Two Cities, and i quote, 'nay set light to a fellas troosers when blows the untuned trumbone of destiny, Aye'
__________________ It ain't what you do its the way that you do it.........Thats what gets results |
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Could your device not be miniaturised and produced in the form of some kind of pill shape? If so then I might suggest that you contact the BMC and Pfizers as they have been looking for an invention such as this for ages. Otherwise a warm flannel on the edge of the sink may work wonders. |
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__________________ Blonde Mafia Devon Representative 'I really don't know why you have this irrational hatred for certain sea creatures' - Turbanator |
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__________________ Citius, Altius, Fortius? No: Lower, Slower, Fatter. |
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| Surely the best solution is to save time and shave in the shower. Unless, of course, you're using an electric razor in which case just stand further back from the sink as there are no clippings to worry about. QED Gareth
__________________ The other half of Team Rudolph Member of the Blonde Mafia Support Team If the next 50 years are anything like the past 50 years, I'll be an old man by the time I'm 100 Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. |
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![]() ....and here I am using mine this very morning... ![]()
__________________ "I feel unusual.." Withnail and I "A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it." Jaques Yves Cousteau "The sea once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever." Jaques Yves Cousteau Last edited by frosty the snowman : 29-05-08 at 02:10 PM. |
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