Genius, I hope. Riches, oh riches come to me!

[frosty the snowman]

Originally Posted by Capt. Stable

I cant remember the exact specifications of which muscles to flex (bar the obvious) from the top of my head (no sniggering at the back) but I'm sure it's the pelvic something or other - strangley enough, something you use to avoid damage when falling on your back - to help give the poor chap a little bit of a work out.

Hello, Dr Frosty here. The muscles in question are called the pubococcugeus muscles. Anatomically they run from under the clock weights to around the back of the rusty sherrifs badge and exercising them not only stops you getting a wet penny in the pocket but research is now indicating that that strengthening the muscles adjoining ones love spuds and clacker valve can also help those unfortunate gentlemen who tend to play snooker with a rope and give them a right horses handbrake. Hope that helps.

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by Finless

You haven't read the OP properly, have you? Or most of this thread?

Well, have you?

Yes, I have! I thought the point (hee hee) was to avoid putting your winkle on a cold sink. Wrap a towel around your waist, job done.

What have I missed?

[Capt. Stable]

Thankyou Dr Frosty, thats allmost exactly what I was trying to say - sort of...

Though with that description I do expect a horsedrawn cart, a bottle of bourbon with a special 'tonic' designed to cure said ailments and then a comedy chase (with bucktoothed hillbillies)...or does that cost extra?

[Capt Morgan]

[Finless]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

Yes, I have! I thought the point (hee hee) was to avoid putting your winkle on a cold sink. Wrap a towel around your waist, job done.

What have I missed?

Trying to keep that which may be deflated by cold contacts, heavy towels and having a wee?

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by Finless

Trying to keep that which may be deflated by cold contacts, heavy towels and having a wee?

Exactly! Wrap a towel around your waist! Then, presuming your willie isn't attached to your chest/forehead/ankle, it'll be covered by the towel and won't come into contact with the basin!


Sheesh!

[Capt. Stable]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

Then, presuming your willie isn't attached to your chest/forehead/ankle, it'll be covered by the towel and won't come into contact with the basin!

You are allowing for far too many variables here...

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by Capt. Stable

You are allowing for far too many variables here...

Lordy's sake! If your dangler's where it should be, a towel round the waist will do the trick.

Unless you're Turbs, in which case a full neck-to-ankle dressing gown is the only garment that will cover it all sufficently

[Finless]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

Exactly! Wrap a towel around your waist! Then, presuming your willie isn't attached to your chest/forehead/ankle, it'll be covered by the towel and won't come into contact with the basin!


Sheesh!

Kirsten, Kirste, Kirsten. Surely you can guess that a towel of sufficient size would weigh far too much?

Anyway, I like to get ready in a liberated state of undress which also helps with atmospheric drying. You just don't want me to be rich, do you?

Anyway, given the choice between something warm and furry and a towel .......?

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by Finless

Kirsten, Kirste, Kirsten. Surely you can guess that a towel of sufficient size would weigh far too much?

Anyway, I like to get ready in a liberated state of undress which also helps with atmospheric drying. You just don't want me to be rich, do you?

Anyway, given the choice between something warm and furry and a towel .......?

Aaarrrgggghhhh!

Wrap the bloody towel around your waist, not hang it off your.....oh, why am I bothering?