Genius, I hope. Riches, oh riches come to me!

[Finless]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

Aaarrrgggghhhh!

Wrap the bloody towel around your waist, not hang it off your.....oh, why am I bothering?

Because you are a kind caring person?

Let me explain about boys and what happens to grown up boys in the morning when they wake up ............... tactfully .............. erm, erm ..................... still, I suppose that if the weight of the duvet can be supported when making a bed tent then a towel should be nothing in comparison? OK, perhaps I'll forget that idea if you lot aren't convinced.

OK, how about a willie washer? Envisage something like a pencil sharpener in the front of the sink but much nicer and with the end result being a squeaky clean, powdered, creamed and ready for action willie. Something any lady would be pleased to see?

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by Finless

Because you are a kind caring person?

Let me explain about boys and what happens to grown up boys in the morning when they wake up ............... tactfully .............. erm, erm .....................

Still, I suppose if the weight of the duvet can be supported when making a bed tent then a towel should be nothing in comparison?

OK, perhaps I'll forget that idea if you lot aren't convinced. OK, how about a willie washer? Envisage something like a pencil sharpener in the front of the sink but much nicer and with the end result being a squeaky clean, powdered, creamed and ready for action willie. Something any lady would be pleased to see?

So, you wake up with 'wood' and, instead of doing something about it, you get up, have a shower, shave etc, then come back to bed?

Whatever happened to spontaneity?

[turbanator]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

Whatever happened to spontaneity?

She goes to work 1/2 hour before

[SoggyFox]

Originally Posted by turbanator

She goes to work 1/2 hour before

and you go with Palmella..........

[Capt. Stable]

This is a serious buisness:

Medical slang:
Hasselhoff - A term for any patient who shows up in the emergency room with an injury for which there is a bizarre explanation. Oringial Source: Baywatch actor David Hasselhoff, who hit his head on a chandelier while shaving. The broken glass severed four tendons and an artery in his right arm. [2]

[Finless]

Originally Posted by Capt. Stable

This is a serious buisness:

Medical slang:
Hasselhoff - A term for any patient who shows up in the emergency room with an injury for which there is a bizarre explanation. Oringial Source: Baywatch actor David Hasselhoff, who hit his head on a chandelier while shaving. The broken glass severed four tendons and an artery in his right arm. [2]

Doctors' Slang, Medical Slang and Medical Acronyms, Veterinary Slang, Veterinary Acronyms

I tried to C&P the text from the above link but there was too much information and I exceeded the amount allowed by the forum for one post.

[SoggyFox]

Brothel Sprouts - Genital warts