Parrot

[FOX]

<font color='#348781'>A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.

&quot;What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree and it's an absolute steal at only £20.&quot;

&quot;Why is it that cheap?&quot; the woman asks.

&quot;Well&quot;, replies the assistant, &quot;it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity.&quot;

&quot;Oh, I don't mind that&quot;, said the woman, making her mind up,&quot;I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot&quot;.

So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his
new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman. &quot;F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam&quot;

&quot;I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel&quot; says the woman indignantly.

A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.

&quot;A new brothel, a new madam, and now new prostitutes&quot; says the parrot
when he sees the daughters.

&quot;Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes&quot; complained the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.

A short while later, the woman's husband comes home. &quot;Well f**k me, a
new brothel, a new madam, new whores, but the same old clients..... How ya doin', Dave?!!&quot;