Things Men Shouldn't Say in a Lingerie shop

[Suzanne]

1. No Thanks. ... Just Sniffing.

2. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

3. Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.

4. No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.

5. Will you model this for me???

6. Oh, honey, I'll never fit into that.

7. £50?? Are you kidding? She's just gonna end up NAKED anyway!

[Mark Davies]

<font color='#000080'>I'll keep those in mind. Thanks. &nbsp;

[Diving doc]

<font color='#728FCE'>8. Isn't it a bit difficult to floss with this bit? (thong counter)

[louigi]

<font color='#FF0000'>Size cup ! just weld two buckets together.