What 5 pints on an empty stomach does

[Helen F H]

<font color='#000080'>Ok last night was my leaving do. &nbsp;Straight to the pub from work, 5 pints later (plus chinese - managed to slice my thumb open on the foil carton). &nbsp;Got home and somehow managed to log on to the puter. &nbsp;Whilst eating chilli on toast this was the convo with mary on msn.

hello, kind of late for you?
yah h4 oyyh hlaf oi a qhiohguhg]h
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glad to se you are entirely sober
nipe notzober#
nipe notzober#??
adrrry oidsssed
sorry [pisssed
blimey even i can type better that that
:S
:S
i aint evem gingh3rewrw
nopw
eh???
sorrty
how was your last day
noppppe
drunklen
i'm surprised
oh hthe ogger ghalf is throwninga wobblyh
why?
ooooh yar tyhhhh thjat dn make eseme nse
eh?
poooooh drunknesnneszzzzzz
urghbwsd
nite sweety

[Phoenix]

You have no idea how good this sounds, 5 weeks since last drink &amp; another 3 weeks to go til the next. Life in Saudi Arabia is such fun

Ian

[Mary]

<font color='#F52887'>ah yes that was an entertaining coversation

[Mr T.]

Outstanding Petal!!

Some of your cypher work needs attention, but I'm sure you face a promising career in MI6

[Diving doc]

<font color='#728FCE'>i dont need alcohol to sdjkb;zdtbn zsrbnjhxcv @3q2

[Helen F H]

<font color='#000080'>it aint often i go out on the piss, but when i do i go for it!

[Fiona]

<font color='#0000FF'>Helen, hope you have sobered up. &nbsp;Bit of advice if your new colleagues ask you to go for a quick drink next week, stay on the lemonade. &nbsp; &nbsp;