YD Singles Club

[Digger]

<font color='#000080'>Well, this little Digger's out on his own in the big bad world again. All I can say is, it was a lot less traumatic than last time. Well, a bit difficult, but in the end these things happen.

At least her Dad isn't looking to punch my lights out this time.

Any free and single girlies on YD looking for an irresponsible lazy diver boyfriend to travel the world with? OK, how about Britain then?

Now all I need guys is a decent line for hooking a new lady. I'm tired of &quot;Excuse me, can I have sex with you? I've only got a small one, you won't notice.&quot; Tend to get a laugh and very little more. Students. They want a bloody thesis about why we are a sensible match, and possible prospects for the future. Why can't it just be like when I was a boy, and if you had the balls to walk right accross an empty dancefloor you'd guaranteed a pull?

All suggestions gratedully received, along with the usual propositions when this happens.

Digs.

PS - For any of you that were wondering, not only did I not get punched this time, but I didn't have to call the police neither. Very well behaved really, but she felt the need to kick over my washing basket on the way out. That really hurt. &nbsp;

PPS - If she reads this it'll be funny. Maybe she'll even work out how to log into YD and make a witty comment! Oh bugger. I hope not. &nbsp;

[andy2tanx]

Try using your left hand for a while Digs!!

[Mark Davies]

<font color='#000080'>She must have been bloody raging to go anywhere near your wash basket!

Okay ladies - I've warned you all before. Digger is a very bad boy! Like moths to a flame you may all come fluttering by but don't complain when you get burnt. All flirting is done at your own risk! YD will accept no responsibility for broken hearts.

[Adrian Kelland]

I can't wait to hear the next chapter of the Diggerette saga Digger

Anyway, I thought many of us hear use twins, not singles fnar fnar.

Must be good to get a quiet nights sleep - for the visitors of course.

[louigi]

<font color='#FF0000'>look out look out, diggers on the prowell. Lock up your daughter's, wifes and sheep.  
And there's me thinking this might be a serious thread, nafc its YD.  

Try this one, ere darlin have you got an harf share in a bed for the night.  

[JAG]

<font color='#000080'>Excuse me love, do you like fruit?
Suck this, it's a peach!

Excuse me love, do you like jewellrey?
Suck this it's a gem!

And on and on.....

Law of averages state that in the end one has to work.

All the best mate,

Ian

[Fathoms Down]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (exnavyboy @ Mar. 11 2004,09:20)]Law of averages state that in the end one has to work.

And the same law also states that you are likely to get kneed in the cobblers a few times as well! &nbsp;

[Woz]

<font color='#000080'>Apparently of you lie on your arm until it goes numb, it feels like someone else is doing it. And if you lie on your knob until it goes numb, it feels like your doing it to someone else.....

[Mary]

<font color='#F52887'>sorry to hear it Digs, mind you if it had happened a week ago that would have been even more tragic as we then wouldn't have had goldfish in our lecture

[Andy the Coastie]

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Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] ]Excuse me love, do you like fruit?
Suck this, it's a peach!

Excuse me love, do you like jewellrey?
Suck this it's a gem!

and there is .......

&quot; Excuse me love, do ya love beef &quot;,, coz this is dripping.
&quot; Excuse me love , do ya love lollipops &quot;  ,, coz this has a sticky end.
&quot; Excuse me love , do ya love chicken &quot; ,, Suck this , this is foul.

This sometimes works , &nbsp; &quot; hey babe, fancy a fu$$ ? &quot; .... &quot; NOOOOOOOO &quot;. &quot; lay down then while i have a go &quot;

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] ]Apparently of you lie on your arm until it goes numb, it feels like someone else is doing it. And if you lie on your knob until it goes numb, it feels like your doing it to someone else...

 And if you put a knob of butter in the palm of ya hand first