We are not alone..

[Lazlo]

Originally Posted by copperband

Most complex crop circle ever discovered in British fields

Lucy Pringle, a researcher of crop formations

*snigger*

[LiamS]

Originally Posted by copperband

I see they left 'their' calling card before departing.



Most complex crop circle ever discovered in British fields

Is Finless still around or did they remember him this time?
i think hes still here... FINLESS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Them bloody yobs are getting smarter arnt they? who knows what they'll be doing next

[David]

Originally Posted by purple vonny

I'm all alone

Any aliens would be welcome to come round for a cup of tea.

so how many came knocking then :-)

[Jay_Benson]

Originally Posted by chrisch

Clearly given the vastness of the universe it is almost totally certain there is other life elsewhere. However, it is unlikely in the extreme (to the point that it is certain) that other life has visited or ever will visit us.
This does not mean there are no "UFO"s they are simply "unidentified". Rather like the lumps in my gravy...

Chris

OK then Mr Smarty Pants - explain Scientology then.

Scientologists believe that Earth was visited thousands of years ago and that the Thetans (the aliens) played snap or something with the locals. Personally I do not believe this. I am pretty certain that the aliens came along in the 1950s and stole the Scientologists higher mental capabilities (like thinking) and they continue to do this to this day. Scientology is a cult based on the writings and philosophy of the science fiction writer L Ron Hubbard. Note he was a science fiction writer. Most Scientologists are Americans.

So aliens must have been here and probably still are. John Prescott is a likely candidate.

[chrisch]

Originally Posted by Jay_Benson

OK then Mr Smarty Pants - explain Scientology then.

.....

Errr...

A bunch of rich yanks with a combined IQ of less than 10 who give a percentage of their income to a fraudster. Fuck, no that's the Mormons. Or, err.. no, I'm getting confused now. Isn't Billy Graham something to do with it? Err...

Oh now I remember - yes. Its South Park and Tom cruise won't come out the closet and Isaac Hayes gets an arse on and leaves chef with out his gravelly voice. (And salty chocolate balls..)

There.

Chris

[weazelz]

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords

[Jay_Benson]

Originally Posted by chrisch

Errr...

A bunch of rich yanks with a combined IQ of less than 10 who give a percentage of their income to a fraudster. Fuck, no that's the Mormons. Or, err.. no, I'm getting confused now. Isn't Billy Graham something to do with it? Err...

Oh now I remember - yes. Its South Park and Tom cruise won't come out the closet and Isaac Hayes gets an arse on and leaves chef with out his gravelly voice. (And salty chocolate balls..)

There.

Chris

So true, so true

[Bantam]

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[Jay_Benson]

Originally Posted by Bantam

The only thing that I personally think is certain is that time travel is possible and I know how to do it - but it's not interactive time travel in the Back to the Future style - time travel can only be done by flying away from something faster than the speed of light and then looking back at the source through a powerful lens to see what is happening. Time is a linear constant that never changes and is universal. So I can fly away from earth to the moon faster than light, but the time I am on and the person on earth is on is the same, but because I've arrived at the moon faster than the light has, then I can look backwards in time and see myself leaving. I am unable to interact with the situation because I am X million miles away looking back at the Sky+ version of light.

I hope your brakes are good then cause you've got a lot of slowing down to do.

[the goat]

Originally Posted by Bantam

The only thing that I personally think is certain is that time travel is possible and I know how to do it -

Me too!!!
Every time I get on the M62 West bound and cross the Pennines I travel back at least a couple of hundred years