At Last!!

[Mr T.]

A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager.  She says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000. The Manager says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari.  The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title/deeds/insurance and everything checks out.

The bank agrees to accept the car as surety for the loan.

The Manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a £200,000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5,000 loan.  An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the £5,000 plus the interest, which comes to £15.41. The Manager says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.  While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a millionairess.  What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow £5,000?"

The blonde replies...

"Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

A smart blonde joke at last!

[Suzanne]

A brunette would've used the free limo service that the airlines provide.  

[Mr T.]

For his birthday, Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said, "Son, we'd gladly buy you one, but the mortgage on this house is £80,000 and your mother just lost her job. Sorry son, but there's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick looked up at his father and said, "Well, I was walking past your bedroom last night and heard you tell mum that you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an £80,000 mortgage and no f*cking bike!"