Oh Yes it's Lady's Night.......

[Mr T.]

Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies' Night
Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of
us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male
dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill
and stuck it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20
bill. She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and
sticks it to his other butt cheek.


In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third
friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over,
and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way
things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it
to one of his butt cheeks again.

My relief was short-lived.

Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to
me!!! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and
the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50.

My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet......
What could I do?

The woman in me took over!

I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his
butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and left.