Yorkshire Divers

Life Assurance and Financial Advice for Divers
Go Back   YD Scuba Diving Forums > Non-Diving Related Forums > Non Diving Posts
Keith, typed with a lisp? Keith, typed with a lisp?
User Name
Password

Welcome to the YD Scuba forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions, articles and access our other FREE features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload your own photos and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact contact support.

Non Diving Posts: Discuss Keith, typed with a lisp? in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: Apparently, no! Indeed I remeber seeing this subject mentioned on Southpark. To what am I refering? Queef, that's what. Well, ...

Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 24-06-08, 11:22 AM
Finless's Avatar
Finless: You couldn't invent him...
  
Asteroids Champion!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Bexhill, East Sx.
Posts: 14,893
Thanks: 2
Thanked 7 Times in 5 Posts
Finless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the water
Keith, typed with a lisp?
Apparently, no! Indeed I remeber seeing this subject mentioned on Southpark. To what am I refering? Queef, that's what.

Well, I had to have a Google and, well, I'm shocked:-

Vaginal flatulence - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Queef (onomatopoeia), vart, and pussy fart are slang terms which refer to vaginal ... For example, the movies of Amber Rose feature the act of "queefing". ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_flatulence - 22k - Cached - Similar pages - Note this


The email that was sent me informed me that this link is very amusing. I have no sound on my work PC so I can't verify this fact and I would suggest caution if listening in a work environment (there is no nudity in the clip):-

http://www.ampland.com/humor/video/Queefing_101-442/

Also, there were a number of other clips on Youtube.

I have to ask myself; "what is the world coming to?" Why, not too long before I was born the exposure of an ankle was considered riskee?

Ladies of the world, there is such a thing as "too much information".



[edit]I had to double check to confirm I hadn't made a bit of a slip and misspelt 'clip'.
__________________
Citius, Altius, Fortius? No: Lower, Slower, Fatter.
Last edited by Finless : 24-06-08 at 02:01 PM.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 24-06-08, 01:34 PM
Finless's Avatar
Finless: You couldn't invent him...
  
Asteroids Champion!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Bexhill, East Sx.
Posts: 14,893
Thanks: 2
Thanked 7 Times in 5 Posts
Finless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the water
Aha. I've done it. At last, I've found a level where you are all too posh or are too embarrassed to join in?

Well, just to add a bit of colour:-

Brown note - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The brown note, according to an urban legend, is an infrasound frequency that causes humans to lose control of their bowels due to resonance. ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note - 29k - Cached - Similar pages - Note this
__________________
Citius, Altius, Fortius? No: Lower, Slower, Fatter.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 24-06-08, 01:52 PM
Keith Whittaker's Avatar
New Member ? Its the same one i've always had
  

Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Fremantle, Australia
Posts: 528
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Keith Whittaker is a scuba diver - warm waterKeith Whittaker is a scuba diver - warm waterKeith Whittaker is a scuba diver - warm waterKeith Whittaker is a scuba diver - warm waterKeith Whittaker is a scuba diver - warm waterKeith Whittaker is a scuba diver - warm waterKeith Whittaker is a scuba diver - warm waterKeith Whittaker is a scuba diver - warm waterKeith Whittaker is a scuba diver - warm waterKeith Whittaker is a scuba diver - warm waterKeith Whittaker is a scuba diver - warm water
You have no idea how much my wife laughed when she read the OP over my shoulder
__________________
1st rule of diving. Make sure that the number of ascents equals the number of descents.


Of course. I am talking complete and utter balls, you know?
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 24-06-08, 02:05 PM
Finless's Avatar
Finless: You couldn't invent him...
  
Asteroids Champion!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Bexhill, East Sx.
Posts: 14,893
Thanks: 2
Thanked 7 Times in 5 Posts
Finless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the water
Quote:
Originally Posted by Keith Whittaker
You have no idea how much my wife laughed when she read the OP over my shoulder
I must admit I have never previously heard a "queef" noise .......... perhaps I was dating the wrong class of lady?

I'm glad someone replied. Usually smut and body parts results in some amusing responses. I was beginning to wonder if my office had moved and I needed to start supporting the Sky Blues.
__________________
Citius, Altius, Fortius? No: Lower, Slower, Fatter.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old 24-06-08, 02:31 PM
Frankie Price's Avatar
Getting Grumpy, Old and Twisted
  

Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Mansfield Notts
Posts: 1,270
Thanks: 4
Thanked 6 Times in 4 Posts
Frankie Price communes with fishFrankie Price communes with fishFrankie Price communes with fishFrankie Price communes with fishFrankie Price communes with fishFrankie Price communes with fishFrankie Price communes with fishFrankie Price communes with fishFrankie Price communes with fishFrankie Price communes with fishFrankie Price communes with fish
Quote:
Originally Posted by Finless
Aha. I've done it. At last, I've found a level where you are all too posh or are too embarrassed to join in?

Well, just to add a bit of colour:-

Brown note - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The brown note, according to an urban legend, is an infrasound frequency that causes humans to lose control of their bowels due to resonance. ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note - 29k - Cached - Similar pages - Note this
Too posh, too embarrassed, on YD? No chance, it's just that all the blokes are too busy looking for a willing participant to try it out for real.
Trouble is, it doesn't go down so well in the middle of a busy office, what with phones to answer and all that.
__________________
Diving, like life in general is easy on the way down, but it's the coming back up that poses the most difficulty.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #6 (permalink)  
Old 24-06-08, 11:17 PM
Finless's Avatar
Finless: You couldn't invent him...
  
Asteroids Champion!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Bexhill, East Sx.
Posts: 14,893
Thanks: 2
Thanked 7 Times in 5 Posts
Finless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the water
Very instructive and one did sound like "queef".

Was she really doing that or were the sound effects dubbed?
__________________
Citius, Altius, Fortius? No: Lower, Slower, Fatter.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #7 (permalink)  
Old 25-06-08, 11:20 AM
Finless's Avatar
Finless: You couldn't invent him...
  
Asteroids Champion!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Bexhill, East Sx.
Posts: 14,893
Thanks: 2
Thanked 7 Times in 5 Posts
Finless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the water
Is this the nearest a man can come to causing a queef?
__________________
Citius, Altius, Fortius? No: Lower, Slower, Fatter.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #8 (permalink)  
Old 25-06-08, 11:36 AM
scubagit's Avatar
I Came on Eileen!!!
  

Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Dublin
Posts: 558
Thanks: 4
Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts
scubagit communes with fishscubagit communes with fishscubagit communes with fishscubagit communes with fishscubagit communes with fishscubagit communes with fishscubagit communes with fishscubagit communes with fishscubagit communes with fishscubagit communes with fishscubagit communes with fish
Jesus what a video. Did you read the comments below??
__________________
I know a bloke who screwed the blonde girl from Hanson!!
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #9 (permalink)  
Old 25-06-08, 02:24 PM
Finless's Avatar
Finless: You couldn't invent him...
  
Asteroids Champion!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Bexhill, East Sx.
Posts: 14,893
Thanks: 2
Thanked 7 Times in 5 Posts
Finless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the water
Quote:
Originally Posted by scubagit
Jesus what a video. Did you read the comments below??
No. Funny?
__________________
Citius, Altius, Fortius? No: Lower, Slower, Fatter.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #10 (permalink)  
Old 25-06-08, 02:29 PM
Finless's Avatar
Finless: You couldn't invent him...
  
Asteroids Champion!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Bexhill, East Sx.
Posts: 14,893
Thanks: 2
Thanked 7 Times in 5 Posts
Finless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the waterFinless is never out of the water
Quote:
Originally Posted by scubagit
Jesus what a video. Did you read the comments below??
Seems to be a popular passtime?

__________________
Citius, Altius, Fortius? No: Lower, Slower, Fatter.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >

« Warning: Tap Water problem Northampton | For you married men »

Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Sponsored Links

Yorkshire Divers - RSS Feed
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 07:34 AM.
Powered by vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0
Trademark and all rights reserved : © YD.com Ltd (2006)
YD.com Ltd (Registered in England - 05886696)
Other sites : Golf Clubs | New Premiership Football Kits | MP3 Portable Players | MP3 Players For Sale | Replica Football Kits | Cheap Football Boots | Compare MP3 Player Prices | Cheap Christmas Gift Ideas | Cheap Replica Shirt

Advertise - Contact Us - Yorkshire Divers - Sitemap - Privacy Statement - Terms & Conditions - Top
Forums Directory