Story of my life

[FOX]

<font color='#348781'>When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
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When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
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In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
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When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
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When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
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When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
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I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.


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[Dominic]

There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, &quot;I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much.&quot;

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, &quot;I bought these gifts for you with the money because I &nbsp;love you so much.&quot;

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, &quot;I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much.&quot;

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.

[Tim Ingmire]

All other things being equal, you can't fault the logic

But lets face it the equivalent from the female side would boil down to which boyfriend has the biggest Co..[SNIP].

You know what I mean.

[Suzanne]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Timing @ Mar. 18 2004,10:59)]But lets face it the equivalent from the female side would boil down to which boyfriend has the biggest Co..[SNIP].

that's the version that did the rounds a couple of years ago.....

[MATTBIN]

Dont fancy that [SNIP] bit.

Matt