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Old 24-06-08, 11:35 PM
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Honey, I crashed your car...
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I would *love* to have heard the conversation between the lady who drove the jeep and her hubby (and/or the person who owned the Porsche who was apparently in the car at the time and taken to hospital!). The comments say she was befuddled! Apparently the dizzy bint put the automatic Jeep into Drive instead of Reverse...



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the Jeep on top is a Toyota. but nice to see that people associate 4wd with the original.
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the Jeep on top is a Toyota. but nice to see that people associate 4wd with the original.
I think you will find the SUV is a Lexus

More importantly as an automatic driver how hard did she press the accelerator, just putting the car in drive would not have been purely responsible
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well at least it gives some proof to those Lexus SUV's not being so crap off road.
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I think you will find the SUV is a Lexus

More importantly as an automatic driver how hard did she press the accelerator, just putting the car in drive would not have been purely responsible
and who make lexus???
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and who make lexus???
Robots?
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Best thing she could have done really....after all....it's hardly a proper Porsche!
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