George Bush dies..

[Dominic]

George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list but
I have no room for you.  You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell
you what I'm going to do.  I've got three folks here who weren't quite
as bad as you.  I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their
place.  I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room.
In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water.  He kept diving in
and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over.  Such was his fate in
hell.
"No!"  George said. "I don't think so.  I'm not a good swimmer and
don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room.
In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks.  All
he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder.  I would be in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
The devil opened a third door.
In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked
over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle poses.  Bent over
him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said...........


"Ok Monica, you're free to go"

[Ian B]

<font color='#0000FF'>Nice one. Thats the best Bush joke I've heard in a long time.

[daz]

Shit, how dissapointed do you think I was when I actually read the post and saw it was a joke. &nbsp;

[rick]

Tough question


Here's a tough question for you.                A Moral Decision

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought.
By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you
will have to make a decision one way or the other.
Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

               You're in Florida. . . in Miami, to be exact.
               There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a
hurricane and  severe floods.
               There are huge masses of water all over you.
               You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this
great disaster.
               The situation is nearly hopeless.
               You're trying to shoot very impressive photos.
               There are houses and people floating around you,
disappearing into the water.
               Nature is showing all its destructive power.
               Suddenly you see  a man in the water.
               He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by
the mass of water and mud.
               You move closer.
   Somehow the man looks familiar.
               Now you know who it is - it's George W. Bush!

               At the same  time you notice that the raging waters are
about to take him away, forever.
             You have two options:
              You can save him or you can take the best  photo of your
life.
              So you can save the life of George W. Bush,
                   or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo,
                   a unique photo displaying the death of  one of the
world's most powerful men.

                   And here's the question:
                   (please give an honest answer):

       Would you select color film,
                   or rather go with the simplicity of  classic black and
white?