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Non Diving Posts: Discuss McDelisssssssious. in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: Only to the extent of "my arm, my ankle, my undercarriage ..... I don't really go much for euphemisms and ...

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Old 01-07-08, 11:48 AM
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Only to the extent of "my arm, my ankle, my undercarriage ..... I don't really go much for euphemisms and niceties for sexual parts.

What are lotties ? Sounds like some kind of 'cotton candy'
Undercarriage?

Lotties are boobs. Or, if you want to avoid euphemisms, mammary glands.
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Old 01-07-08, 11:52 AM
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Undercarriage?

Lotties are boobs. Or, if you want to avoid euphemisms, mammary glands.
Ti ................. oh no, I'm not getting drawn into this. At my age I can't afford to think of such things anymore? For one, SWMBO would kill me and for two, it doesn't do to raise my heart rate by thinking of something pleasant.
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Old 01-07-08, 11:55 AM
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OK it was a stag night.
We know people do crazy, wild, mad, obscene things on stag nights.

But a McDonalds?

There are limits to decency.
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Undercarriage?
Don't worry, wheels don't come out !
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Old 01-07-08, 12:00 PM
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Don't worry, wheels don't come out !
I'm very glad to hear it! I hope you don't get stowaways in it, too
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Yes, I always fell into that when working in London Chancery Lane was mine sin house
Still get one when setting off early to a dive. I love a McMuffin

wherever i work I have to avoid Maccy dees as they are addictive.

I too have one before travelling on dive trips
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. I love a McMuffin
I thought that was doing sumfink rude to a scottish bird
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A friend of mine was once given a tour of the Pedigree (dog food) factory - long story - but apparently, Pedigree and McD's compete for the same meat.

Hmmm... makes you think, doesn't it.
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Old 01-07-08, 12:33 PM
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A friend of mine was once given a tour of the Pedigree (dog food) factory - long story - but apparently, Pedigree and McD's compete for the same meat.

Hmmm... makes you think, doesn't it.
nope, not when you consider that dog food is quite tasty and when its in a crust with a gravy you cannot tell the difference. Yes its been done.
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nope, not when you consider that dog food is quite tasty and when its in a crust with a gravy you cannot tell the difference. Yes its been done.

Its quite nice in a stew as well with loads of veggies and nice thick gravy
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