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Old 01-07-08, 12:43 PM
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I'm very glad to hear it! I hope you don't get stowaways in it, too
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I have never eaten dog food, but I must admit, it smells good.

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I have never eaten dog food, but I must admit, it smells good.

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I got cat food on my finger once, and licked it. It was disgusting.
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I got cat food on my finger once, and licked it. It was disgusting.
Maybe you had scratched your bottom first? Perhaps the cat food was really nice? Come global warming and floods and deserts and food shortages hundreds of divers may die of starvation without even considering cat food because of you. You really should think about what you type, you know. Careless words may cost lives!

On the other hand, if Paul sees your little story in a different light then when you get home tonight you may find him lay on the bed smeared in Kitekat!

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Maybe you had scratched your bottom first? Perhaps the cat food was really nice? Come global warming and floods and deserts and food shortages hundreds of divers may die of starvation without even considering cat food because of you. You really should think about what you type, you know. Careless words may cost lives!

On the other hand, if Paul sees your little story in a different light then when you get home tonight you may find him lay on the bed smeared in Kitekat!
I HAD NOT SCRATCHED MY BOTTOM FIRST! The cat food was slimy and, well, I can't really describe the taste as it didn't taste like anything else.

If there was no food left in the world apart from Whiskas, I'd rather starve, frankly. No wonder our cats never used to eat it.
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I HAD NOT SCRATCHED MY BOTTOM FIRST!
Oh right. I forgot. Women don't fart or ever scratch either their front or back bottoms?
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Oh right. I forgot. Women don't fart or ever scratch either of their bottoms?
Certainly not. The very idea.
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Certainly not. The very idea.
I refer the honourable lady to my previous "queef thread" and visual proof therein.

Ha! Get out of that one then!

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I refer the honourable lady to my previous "queef thread" and visual proof therein.

Ha! Get out of that one then!
I didn't see my name mentioned on it. Of course, I can't speak for other 'ladies'.
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I didn't see my name mentioned on it. Of course, I can't speak for other 'ladies'.
I'm sure that if they do they then you do too?

Just out of curiosity and in the forlorn hope of finding an amsing or embarrassing image to post for your amusement I did search for your name and "queef" and, waddaya know? Well well well. I would never have suspected it of you? Paul has always intimated that you are the perfect lady.

Well, I for one am shocked, so shocked in fact that I did not enter any of 'those sites'.

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