McDelisssssssious.

[Finless]

I went to a friends stag night on Sat. I didn't bother having a meal before I left and by the time the bus had dropped us off at Brighton Casino I was already slurring.

Right next door to the casino is a McDonald's (which is right next door to where divers unload their kit for charter boats out of Brighton ............. at least it was when I last dived there).

I called in McD's and had a ¼lber with small fries and it was so tasty! After another hour or 3 in the casino I had to go back and have another and, whilst sat outside enjoying my bit of munch I was verbally abused by some women walking past! something was said about "McDonald's" and "you should be ashamed" and "disgusted or disgusting"!

Naturally I retained my full sense of drunken humour and access to my extensive vocabulary and riposted with "it's cheap, tasty and mind your own f*ck*ng business you nosey bitch"!

Class always tells?

[Kirstie]

I don't like their burgers much (I prefer Burger King) but McDonalds' breakfasts are fantastic. Mmmm, hash browns and hot chocolate......

I'm having a home-made Smoked Applewood Cheddar and pickle sandwich with a side-dish of cherry tomatoes at the moment.

[Finless]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

I don't like their burgers much

What!? Are you mad woman? Ground up snouts and tail stumps in that lovely juice! I always ask for mine without that revolting green thing (gherkin?) they stick on top of their burgers. That way mine is always hot and freshly grilled.

(I prefer Burger King)

Sounds like a forceful gay Elvis impersonator?

but McDonalds' breakfasts are fantastic. Mmmm, hash browns and hot chocolate......

When I worked in London I always called in the McD's on Oxford St and started my day with an Egg McMuffin.

I'm having a home-made Smoked Applewood Cheddar and pickle sandwich with a side-dish of cherry tomatoes at the moment.

Shut up. Shut up. SHUT UP!

[Letz]

Originally Posted by Finless

Naturally I retained my full sense of drunken humour and access to my extensive vocabulary and riposted with "it's cheap, tasty and mind your own f*ck*ng business you nosey bitch"!

I could never have imagined such words to exit your lips

Originally Posted by Finless

When I worked in London I always called in the McD's on Oxford St and started my day with an Egg McMuffin.

Yes, I always fell into that when working in London Chancery Lane was mine sin house
Still get one when setting off early to a dive. I love a McMuffin

[Finless]

Originally Posted by Sixsquid

I could never have imagined such words to exit your lips

Yes, I always fell into that when working in London Chancery Lane was mine sin house
Still get one when setting off early to a dive. I love a McMuffin

Guess what I call my yongue? McTongu .........

Oops.

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by Finless

What!? Are you mad woman? Ground up snouts and tail stumps in that lovely juice! I always ask for mine without that revolting green thing (gherkin?) they stick on top of their burgers. That way mine is always hot and freshly grilled.

Paul doesn't like the gherkins (on BK) either. Or the cheese. Or the lettuce and tomato.

My favourite junk food is Taco Bell, which I had once in Florida. The yellow of the cheese sauce was truly astonishing.

[Letz]

Originally Posted by Finless

Guess what I call my McTongu .........

Oops.

You name your body parts ???

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by Sixsquid

You name your body parts ???

Don't you?

Mimsy, Lotties....

[Letz]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

Don't you?

Mimsy, Lotties....

Only to the extent of "my arm, my ankle, my undercarriage ..... I don't really go much for euphemisms and niceties for sexual parts.

What are lotties ? Sounds like some kind of 'cotton candy'

[Finless]

Originally Posted by Sixsquid

You name your body parts ???

If there is a chance of a McMuffin I'd put labels on them as well if it would help!