WARNING: Deviant Website, designed to corrupt your children ...

[Jay]

Have been given the nod about a music station that is planning a 4 hour "RAVE" tonight from 8pm. For those of you not in the know, RAVE music is made by drug afflicted deviants who's sole intention is to corrupt and enslave our young people through the repetitive nature of the incessant beat. Subliminal messages are implanted in the music encouraging use of illicit substances and wanton, sexual behaviour.

Do NOT let your children be seduced by this wicked, amoral segment of society and under no circumstances tune in to this event live on the internet from 8pm tonight:

Future Music








PS.... Tongue is well and truely in cheek with this thread (but who's cheek would be telling)

[wilbo]

thanks for the tip Jay.. I'll be sure to avoid the station at all costs..

[tom]

I strongly urge you all to contact The Authorities via WriteToThem - Email or fax your Councillor, MP, MEP, MSP or Welsh, NI, London Assembly Member for free to put a stop to this abomination. Society as we know it is under threat!!!!

[dry suit diver]

did these DJs start by smoking a bit of weed

[Jay]

Originally Posted by dry suit diver

did these DJs start by smoking a bit of weed

I heard that most of them started with something called 'vinyl' - what this is we can only now guess however they quickly progressed onto harder substances known as "CD's". Some of them have been known to "drop" 20 or 30 CD's in a single session. Many report feelings of both elation and unexplained exhaustion at the end of their "set".

[warmwaterdiver]

good

it'll keep you out of the pub anyway

[Fiona]

Some people will post anything to attract attention

[warmwaterdiver]

I think we ought to get GLOC to moderate this post under the blatant advertising rule

[TerryH]

Originally Posted by Jay

I heard that most of them started with something called 'vinyl' - what this is we can only now guess however they quickly progressed onto harder substances known as "CD's". Some of them have been known to "drop" 20 or 30 CD's in a single session. Many report feelings of both elation and unexplained exhaustion at the end of their "set".

Nope - back when I had hair us real DJ's used your actual vinyl
A CD? They werent even on Tommorrows World yet.

It was all 12inch singles and slipmats in my day.

Mind you I hear so many samples of the stuff we use to play that at
times you could be in the same clubs.



See cerca 1980 ish - TerryH with yer actual haiir!!!!

[Jay]

You sure you didn't use a wax cylinder? Beat mixing Bach must have been a bitch