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Old 05-07-08, 03:53 PM
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Talking TV at its best!

I'm watching a programme about a grossly overweight, five-months pregnant stripper, whose mother is sleeping with her own brother.

You've gotta love Jerry Springer! Makes a wet, windy Saturday afternoon bearable
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I'm watching a programme about a grossly overweight, five-months pregnant stripper, whose mother is sleeping with her own brother.

You've gotta love Jerry Springer! Makes a wet, windy Saturday afternoon bearable
Is she wearing crocs?
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No, but she's ugly enough already, without them making things worse.


If you can picture it, she's wearing a leopard-print cropped top and a black mini skirt.

And she's utterly enormous. Her mother's brother/lover is called Randy, and he likes playing 'horseshoes'.
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I'm watching a programme about a grossly overweight, five-months pregnant stripper, whose mother is sleeping with her own brother.

You've gotta love Jerry Springer! Makes a wet, windy Saturday afternoon bearable
Was it shot in Plymouth?
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Was it shot in Plymouth?
Now Frosty, you know full well if it was shot in Plymouth, he'd be called Kelvin.


Now we're on to a black male stripper who's been having affairs with men and women, and his wife's about to find out........how exciting!
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Over the last few weeks while I have been at home I have flicked through the channels occasionally pausing for more than a few seconds on likes of Springer and Co. I can't believe people behave like they do
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Over the last few weeks while I have been at home I have flicked through the channels occasionally pausing for more than a few seconds on likes of Springer and Co. I can't believe people behave like they do
I know, it's amazing, isn't it? Have they no shame?

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Now Frosty, you know full well if it was shot in Plymouth, he'd be called Kelvin.


Now we're on to a black male stripper who's been having affairs with men and women, and his wife's about to find out........how exciting!
The filthy beast. Sounds more like a resident of Brixham. Except they don't have ethnic minorities round them parts.
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I remember watching Jerry springer in a remote innuit village in the canadian Arctic. All the participants were totally naked. When the big punch up happened it was like an explosion in a lard factory. A very bizarre day.
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The filthy beast. Sounds more like a resident of Brixham. Except they don't have ethnic minorities round them parts.
They're all minorities of some sort round there.

Apparently it's very busy at Breakwater Beach today, it being the only diveable site in Devon.
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