Dear John

[Crisspy Fiver]

A Marine stationed in Iraq received a "Dear John" letter from his  
girlfriend back home.
>
> It read as follows:
>
> Dear Ricky,
>
> I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
> just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
> you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please
> return the picture of me that I sent to you.
>
>
> Love, Becky
>
> The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
> snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
> ex-girlfriends, aunts, female cousins etc. In addition to the picture  
> of
> Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had
> collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that
> envelope....along with this note:
>
>
> Dear Becky,
>
> I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your
> picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
>
> Take Care, Ricky

[torbaydiver]

lol that's brilliant !